Thank you to my friend, Frankie and Avery.don't ask, because we are strangely obsessed with the line from the third Harry Potter movie, "Does it hurt terribly, Draco?". She helped me with this. If you haven't read her stories then you should because they are funny.
By the way, this takes place before the fifth book, but after the first book. There is no particular time, it just happens to work out that way. This is also partly based off of the second movie because I mention Draco being a Klepto, and he is definitely a klepto in the movie.
This was a lot of fun to write. I'm sorry if you don't enjoy this as much as me and Frankie and Avery.don't ask do. Please review, and I don't mind negative comments.
Disclaimer: I do not own any of this.
"And these here beauties are Nifflers" Hagrid said, a smile crossing his face, as he waited for the reaction of his Care of Magical Creatures students.
Draco looked down into the boxes to see some black furry creatures, with long snouts.
"These here creatures are found mostly in mines. They like shiny stuff. So be careful, and put your shiny stuff in that there box by my house." Hagrid said
Draco, who, as usual, did not believe Hagrid, looked to Crabbe, Goyle, and Pansy, then leaned in closer to the box. "Ugly little things aren't they?" Draco whispered to the trio. This oddly caught the attention of one of the nifflers, who then, suddenly, attacked Draco, going after Dracos wristwatch. "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!" Draco screamed in the highest pitched voice any one had heard. Harry, Hermione, and Ron, all tried not to laugh, but they smiled huge smiles and tried to bite there lips, but it was to hard. "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!" Draco screamed again, this time higher and even more wimpy and feminine.
By this time, Draco was on the ground, and when he managed to squirm away, he ran for his life, the niffler chasing after him. Ron, Harry, and Hermione were all dieing of laughter as they watched the I'm-so-tough-but-not-really-because-its-all-an-act-Draco run away screaming like there was no tomorrow. Even Hagrid gave a chuckle. They could hear Draco all the way across the field. Everyone except for Hagrid, Pansy, Crabbe, and Goyle were on the ground in laughing, but then…it stopped. They looked up as they saw the figure of Draco as he ran away and then suddenly disappear. Immediately, the class ran over to where they had seen Draco disappear.
They found Draco, in an almost crying state. He was rolled into a ball on the ground, arms over his head. "Are you all right, Draco?" Hagrid said.
"I THINK I BROKE MY ARM!" Draco managed to cry out, loudly I might add.
"Does it hurt terribly, Draco?" Pansy said, kneeling behind him.
"YYYYEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!" Draco cried. Harry, Hermione, and Ron all laughed quietly. Who could blame them? It was quite a sight to see.
"All right. I better get you to the hospital wing." Hagrid said. He picked up Draco and carried him to the hospital wing.
TWO HOURS LATER"Draco! You may leave know," Madame Pomfrey said. "I told you that could leave an hour and a half ago," she told Draco angrily. "I have another patient coming and I need to tend to them. You need to get back to class Draco!"
Draco opened his eyes and watched her leave his bedside to go tend to a Hufflepuff student who appeared to have been pricked by a plant in Herbology, and her finger was now swelling. Draco looked to his bedside table and, using his unbound wrist, grabbed a piece of paper to read it. Being the klepto that he is, he read it over and put it in his pocket, but what he didn't know was that as he was folding the paper, a fanged spider crawled out onto his hand and up his sleeve. Only moments later, the spider was on Draco's neck, and it was going to bite him.
"OOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCHHHHHHHHHHHH!" Draco screamed.
"What is it now Mr. Malfoy?" Madame Pomfrey said walking over to him. "Oh, my!" she said. Draco had been bitten by the spider, and now had a rapidly growing lump on the side of his neck.
"Does it hurt terribly, Draco?" Pansy said, crawling out from under one of the nearby beds.
"P-P-P-Pansy?" Draco said, wondering why the heck she was able to fit under one of the beds.
"Yes Draco, darling?" Pansy responded. Draco blinked at her, then rested his head back down on the pillow, staring at the ceiling, crying from the pain still.
"Miss Parkinson! How did you get in here? I didn't see you come in, and I most certainly would have heard the door open!" At this, Pansy shrugged and crawled back under the bed. "Let me get you some medicine for that, Mr. Malfoy," Madame Pomfrey said, trying not to think about how a child would want to stay under one of those beds.
She gave Draco the medicine and after half an hour, Dracos lump was reduced to about half the size, all though it was still red and purple, and he was finally forced out of the hospital wing by Madame Pomfrey. "Be sure to go to the Slytherin common room, classes are over."
Draco was heading there anyway. Along the way he was mumbling words under his breath. He knew how to get to the common room perfectly, so he went without thinking. However, on one of the staircases, he stepped down and.……the step disappeared! "AAAAAAAHHHHHHH! GET IT OFF ME! GET IT OFF ME!" Draco yelled his voice carrying throughout the stairwell, his eyes closed and his arms waving all around. When he finally realized that nothing was actually grabbing him, that he was just stuck in the disappearing step, the one he always made fun of Neville for getting stuck in, he opened his eyes and noticed that several other students who were going up and down the stairs were staring at him. "What are you all looking at? There is nothing to see here!" Draco practically screamed. The other students merely rolled their eyes, some of them quietly giggled to themselves, and continued going where they were headed.
"DOES IT HURT TERRIBLY DRACO?" Draco heard someone say. It was coming from the staircase below. "DOES IT HURT TERRIBLY DRACO?" he heard it again. Draco looked over the railing to see Pansy yelling up to him.
His eyes widened. "When did you leave the hospital wing? How did you…" Draco thought he might be going crazy.
"WOULD YOU LIKE ME TO GO AND GET MADAME POMFREY FOR YOU?" She yelled.
Why is she yelling, Draco thought, I could hear her just fine if she was speaking in a normal voice. "Yes."
"YESSSS……….WHAT? WHATS THE MAGIC WORD?"
"PANSY! STOP YELLING I COULD HEAR WHAT YOUR SAYING JUST FINE IF YOU WERE SPEAKING IN A NORMAL VOICE! GO GET MADAME POMFREY!" Draco yelled.
"Oh, all right." Pansy said as she stormed off.
TEN MINUTES LATER"Remember that step Draco. I don't want to have to come down here to free anyone again, " Madame Pomfrey said before she left. "I told them we needed to fix that stair but…." Draco could hear her saying as she went back to the hospital wing.
Draco brushed himself off and cautiously made his way to the slytherin common room. "Pureblood," he said and just as the stone door was opening he heard a clanking sound behind him. He saw nothing, so he turned to enter the common room, when smack! The door hit Draco right in the nose. "OOOOOOWWWWWWW!" he said. Cupping his nose he ran into the common room.
"Whets wrong, Draco?" One of the Slytherin students asked.
"I think his nose is bleeding." One of the other Slytherin's said, and he ran to go get some tissue.
Just then, someone put a hand on Dracos shoulder. "Does it hurt terribly, Draco?" It was Pansy.
"AAAAAHHHH!" Draco screamed. "What is going on Pansy?"
At this Pansy shrugged and then left to the girls quarters.
TWENTY MINUTES LATER, when Dracos nose had stopped bleeding he decided to go to sleep. At least he couldn't get hurt there. Or so he thought.
THE VERY NEXT DAYPotions. That was the first class Draco had that day, and he had it with his least favorite people-the Gryffindors.
Draco walked into the classroom and sat next to Pansy-all the other seats were taken, and he surprisingly didn't feel like ordering anyone around. Pansy kept talking to Draco. "SHUT-UP!" he yelled, and placed a silence spell on her. It would only last about until there were ten minutes left in potions class. Draco sat down in his seat and soon class started.
They had to make a potion. Snape wrote the ingredients on the board and they all started. Following the fifth step, Draco heated up the mixture…but soon it was too hot and it blew up in his face. "AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!" he screamed and fell of his stool.
The next thing he new, he heard laughter in all directions, and someone slipped something into his hand. Snape and Pansy escorted Draco to the hospital wing. Draco's face was all blotchy and red, and he could barely see. Madame Pomfrey gave Draco something to ease the pain and then something to help his face. Within seconds, Draco could see clearly, although, his face was still a little bit blotchy.
Draco opened his hand and saw a note. He opened it and read it. It said:
Does it hurt terribly, Draco?
Pansy
Draco rolled his eyes.
When he felt better Draco sat up and was getting out of the bed. He pulled back the sheets and placed his feet down. "OOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWW!" He yelled, now hoping around the room.
"What's wrong?" Madame Pomfrey asked.
"AAAAAAAAA NNNNNAAAAAIIIIIILLLLLLLLLLL! OOOONNNNNN TTTTHHHHEEEEE FFFFFLLLLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRR!" Draco cried.
Pansy suddenly appeared out side of the window. "Does it hurt terribly draco?" she asked, again.
"Pansy! How did you get up there? What's keeping you up?" Madame Pomfrey asked as she looked out of the window to find the young girl floating there in midair.
Pansy shrugged. Everyone turned their attention to Draco, who was acting more like the amazing bouncing ferret as the seconds became minutes, but then when Madame Pomfrey glanced back at the window, Pansy was gone!
Dracos foot was healed, and he was free to go. Thinking that he was going crazy, he decided to go for a walk through the castle. Who needs class? I'll skip…just this once, he thought.
As Draco passed by the Great Hall, he turned his attention to a plant that was rustling. He passed by it, looking at it, but not thinking anything of it. While his attention was turning away from the plant, he didn't noticed a slightly sharp edged, raised, stone, and he stubbed his toe, tripped, and fell.
"Does it hurt terribly Draco?" Draco looked up and Pansy popped out of the plant…but it wasn't the one that Draco had heard rustling in. "AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!" Draco said, getting up as quickly as he could, and running down the hall.
The hall he came to was slightly dark. He could see, but if he had a book in front of him, he wouldn't have been able to make out the words. As he walked along he noticed an odd painting. It was of a classroom, but not one in the school. He could see the children waiving at him as he passed by. CLANK!
Draco knocked over a suit of armor. "OW." He simply said. Draco got up and brushed himself off.
"Does it hurt terribly Draco?" said a muffled voice.
Draco looked around. He didn't see anyone. He heard the sentence again, and then he heard another 'clank'. He turned around and noticed that in a slightly darker corner there was another suit of armor. He carefully lifted the helmet off, expecting to see Pansy in it…but there was no one inside.
Draco let out a shrill scream.
He looked around frantically. All sorts of thoughts were running through his head, 'Where is she? Where is Pansy? Am I going crazy? Oh, my God! I think I am going insane! AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH! Wait…why am I screaming in my head when? Its not like it does anything…then again, screaming out loud won't really do anything wither…'
"AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" Draco screamed. He looked around some more. There was another painting on the wall.
"Boo!" The painting said.
"AAAHHHHHH!" Draco screamed. The painting was of Pansy. Draco fell backwards.
"Does it hurt terribly Draco?" The painting said.
Draco woke up yelling things like, "AAAHHH," and, "NO it does NOT hurt terribly Draco, now GO AWAY," and, "the painting! Make it go away," and, "No! No! Not the french fries! Anything but the french fries!"
He woke up suddenly, banging his head on the ceiling. "Why did I get the top bunk on the bunk beds?"
Just then Pansy came into the boys dormitories. "Pansy? What are you doing here? Your not supposed to be in the boys dormitories!"
"I just wanted to ask you, does it-" She was cut off by Draco.
"No! Not again!"
"What are you talking about Draco?"
"Well I thought you were going to ask, 'does it hurt terribly, Draco?'"
"I was just going to say, does it look like it's going to rain to you? Because if it rains, we might not have flying lessons. Why would I ask, 'does it hurt terribly, Draco anyways?
"Well I had this weird dream and-never mind. Well, you see, I bumped my head, and I thought that you might ask if I was in pain."
"Oh! Well then in that case, does it hurt terribly, Draco?"
Draco groaned and slammed his head down on his pillow.
What?" Pansy asked. "It was just a question."
Frankie and Avery.don't ask- I used french fries because of the whole Friendly's thing, which you know led me to where that whole thing started, and so I had to use "It was just a question" from that. Lol.
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