Okay, I've jumped on the Kurtofsky ship and have sailed away and I don't own Glee.
Cold Hands Warm Heart
"Karofsky! You stay away from me. Don't you dare touch me!" Kurt warns, his voice rising in panic as the huge jock approaches him grinning evilly.
"No! No! No! Just back off!" Kurt shouts again, even more panicked.
Taking no heed whatsoever of the smaller boy, Karofsky, continues his approach, his evil grin growing wider with anticipation. Kurt, backing down the hall, turns to make a run for it. The larger boy makes a quick lunge and easily snaps up the fleeing boy in his arms.
"Aaaagghhh! Aaagghhh! Jesus! You're fucking freezing!" screams Kurt as David buries his red, frozen numb cheeks in the teen's warm inviting neck.
"Language Kurt", Burt responds mildly as he watches the antics of the two boys in his home.
"Oh, God! God! Stop it! Jeeez!" Kurt squirms again madly in the arms of his soon-to-be-ex-boyfriend-if-he's-not-careful as David finds a way under Kurt shirt to seek out a warm, cozy spot for his freezing hands.
"This is the punishment you get for letting your poor brother go out in the cold and clean the driveway all by himself." replied David as he pulls Kurt in for a tighter hug.
Kurt manages to wrench himself away from his evil, cold-blooded attacker and glares at him.
"If you must know, I was planning on helping him. I have just finished up my weekend skin care routine that can wait for no man or driveway and I was just about to go out there. Then you show up and carry out your villainous plans to torture me."
"You're too late honey, it's all done. Luckily I showed up in time to help out Finn."
"Where is Finn?" Asked Burt
"He's just putting away the shovels. He should be in anytime soon." Just then the door opened and in walked Finn, stomping and shaking off any residual snow.
"Thanks for the help Dave, it made the job go fast. What was all that blood curdling screaming I heard earlier? It sounded like someone was getting murdered in here." Finn asked as he took off his gloves and hat.
"That was Kurt. I just wanted some nice hot skin to warm up my ice-cold hands." David replied.
"Good idea!" laughed Fynn. Suddenly an evil look to hold over his features. "Hey Burt, where's Mom?"
Burt chuckled, "She's in the kitchen making pancakes." knowing exactly what was on his step-son's mind, he follows Finn down the hall into the kitchen….
David quickly takes the opportunity of being alone with Kurt to give his boyfriend a proper kiss on the lips.
"Some day you're going to find out how much I really hate you!" threatens Kurt. Dave just laughs.
"I am being completely serious," sniffs Kurt.
"I know that's what makes it so funny." They were interrupted by an ear-splitting scream followed by Carol's shouts.
"Good God! Finn! How could you do that to me! Sometimes I think I spawned the son of Satan himself!"
All the males in the household (including Kurt) laugh like hell.
Fini