Authors note: First story, I know they're a few mistakes here and there, but it's still readable.


Green eyes scanned the area anxiously, attempting to catch a glimpse of the infamous thief. She sighed in disbelief. Sakura Haruno had known that the profession she was currently in would lead her into dangerous situations but never in her 4 years of working with the police had she ever imagined that she would be sitting in the middle of a deserted road in a clown suit.

Yes you read right.

Sakura Haruno was sitting cross legged; in a shroud of darkness the only thing that pinpointed her exact position was the overly obnoxious red wig and matching red nose. Her neon yellow overalls were almost illuminating their own glow. She cringed at her stupid mistake and her overly compassionate side. He wasn't known as the copy cat for nothing.

"DAMN YOU!" she screamed at the heavens.

"I WOULD HAVE GOTTEN AWAY WITH IT, IF IT WASN'T FOR THAT MEDDLING MUTT".

Oh why had she become power hungry, why didn't she just stay in her small little office, with her small little desk working on adultery cases? Why had she let her stupid mentor convince her on taking the promotion? She could have been sleeping in her warm bed, contemplating on her near non existent love life and the evils of men right now. But no the luxuries, not to mention potential eye candy convinced her on moving to a new sector. The whole concept of an adventure had been the icing on the cake.
Money +Hot guys + Adventure = wild, hot animal sex.
What more could anyone ask for.

Darn her for stepping out of her comfort zone. Darn her for not having a boyfriend. Darn Sasuke for being a homosexual. Darn Naruto for seducing Sasuke. Darn everyone for living their happy little lives, with their happy little partners and their amazing sex life.
Not that she was bitter or anything. She was far from that, she was just accepting the facts and just appreciating them with an overwhelming amount of emotion- mostly anger, but she wasn't bitter at all.


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