Never were they this Broke. In fact he Had brought a new Car cheap and tried to flog it off dearer while he was in London . It was a White Honda. He would Drive to London everyday, Park it, Stick a "FOR SALE" Sign on the hood and leave it there for the day. One day he went up to his car that had been there all day. He saw a man looking at. The man came up to him. "Is this your car?" He said. Mr. Weasley was so excited. "Yes it is" Mr. Weasley. "And is it still for sale?" The man asked. "Yes it is"
"Good cause I just ran into it"
"Oh Fuck" Said Mr. Weasley running to his car.
The man was telling the Truth. The front was smashed and so were all the windows and the Windscreen.
Mr. Weasley left the car there. He could not give a rats ass anymore.
He got home eventually to find his wife make some cabbage stew because that's all they could afford. He sat down at the table and opened a book. He was studying. He still didn't know the function of a rubber duck and he intended to find out. "Honey why don't you put the book down" Said Molly. "I cant I might get a pay rise if I discover the secrets to this wonderful invention" "Honey put it down" She begged. She flicked her wand. A bottle of Champaign was now pouring into two glasses. She gave her wand another flick and the glasses came flying towards her. She caught them and handed one to her husband she the sat down.
"Honey what would you put on your Tombstone?" She asked.
"I don't know maybe Arthur was Here I don't know" He said
"well I don't know what to put on mine" She said "How about Molly Weasley, Still no thinner something like that" He said. She stood up and threw her Glass at him and stomped up the stairs. "That went well" Mr. Weasley said.
Two days past and Mr. Weasley was now depressed. Molly wasn't talking to him and they were broke as. No money just a lot of cabbage and Floo Powder. This was a not good. Also Molly had gotten a letter saying that Ron had been caught doing it with Harry. She was getting madder by the day.
Three days later She got another letter saying Ron has flashed Snape in potions and a potion spilled Burning His Penis and they had to pay a big Hospital Bill which didn't Help.
