Gossip
"So.....Gossip???"
Christian looked down at his friend Edge as the man laced up his boots.
"I've been gone for like..years...something new is bound to be happening around here. Come on, Man...give me the dish!!!"
Edge smiled and lowered his voice, preparing to deliver his secret bomb.
"Cody Rhodes and Randy Orton."
Christian scoffed in outrage.
"Dude, so obvious. They should totally wear tshirts that say we are so into each other."
Edge voice sharpened, his eyes grew wide and he ran a hand through his hair.
"Fine. okay....I got a better one...you will so never guess....John Cena...and Vince McMahon!!"
Christian snorted.
"Please....how can Vince screwing anyone be a surprise??"
Edge bit his lip.
"Okay, you got me there."
"Come on, man, there has to be something...and I don't mean Hbk and Jbl..."
Edge's wide eyes nearly popped from his head.
"What! That is soooo no way! Shawn Michaels....and John Layfield??? John is as straight as they get!"
Christian shook his head and hummed the theme from Brokeback Mountain.
Edge was having none of this.
"Dude this is soooo, so wrong, so out of the park....just no no way."
"Way."
"No way."
"Way"
"No way."
Then Christian's eyes lit up.
"Wanna bet?"
Chapter Two