Old McDonald

Old McDonald pissed me off!
E-I-E-I-O
I stole his pitchfork during night!
E-I-E-I-O
I crept into his bedroom, Yeah.
E-I-E-I-O
I jammed the pitchfork in his head
E-I-E-I-O
With a 'Ow Fuck!' there and a 'Oh, Shit!" here
Ow Fuck
Oh Shit
Everywhere the blood went
Old McDonald had a farm
And Now it's just for me.

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Dedicated to Squashi, who inspired this and he deserves it since I hacked his email.
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