Ok, this is a little fairytail parody type thing I made up. It's supposed to be taken as a joke only! I'm a phyco for silly
fics! ^_^ I'm the narrator! Woo hoo! Now... on with the show!
Author: Lee Lee
Title: Storry time with Lee Lee
Pairing: SeiferxSquallxZell
Rating:PG13/R
Narrator: Once apon a time there was a very cute, and hyperactive boy named Zell.
*Zell appears*
Zell: Hi! I'm Zell!*waves and is overly happy for no reason*
Narrator: One day Zell was skipping down the road when all of a sudden Seifer jumpped out from behind a bush at
him.
*Seifer jumps out from behind bush*
Narrator: Zell got scared! So scared he couln't move!!
*Zell is scared*
Narrator: So Seifer decides to use this to his advantage and rapes Zell!
*Zell is raped*
Narrator: Seifer liked it a lot.
Seifer: Yup, that was good!
Narrator: Zell was scared and started to cry.
Zell: *Crying* I'm scared!!!!
Narrator: Off in the distance Squall is walking down the road wistling to himself when he hears Zell crying. He runs
really fast to go save him.
Squall:*Running fast* I'll save you!
Narrator: When Squall got there he beat the crap out of Seifer and held Zell close. Seifer gets up and starts to cry.
Seifer:*Crying* Why did you do that? I was just trying to have some fun!
Squall: Well you could find something else to occupy your time!*Sticks tounge out at Seifer as he holds Zell*
Seifer: You don't understand! I'm so alone and I love Zell!*still crying*
Zell: You love me?*Gets up and walks over to where Sciefer is*
Seifer:*Sniffle* Y...Yess.....
Zell:*Glomps Seifer* AWWW! I love you too!
Squall: *Gets angry* What about me??! I saved you!
Zell:*Thinks for a moment* Well....I love you too! I'm sure Seifer does too...right? *Pokes Seifer*
Sceifer: ......yes
Squall:Oh.....Well then, lets go have and orgy,ne?
Seifer:*All happy now* OK!*Grabs Zell and fallows Squall to a hotel*
Zell:*Is dragged*....orgy??????!!!!!!!!!!
Narrator: And they lived happily ever after! OWAR~II!! ^_^
fics! ^_^ I'm the narrator! Woo hoo! Now... on with the show!
Author: Lee Lee
Title: Storry time with Lee Lee
Pairing: SeiferxSquallxZell
Rating:PG13/R
Narrator: Once apon a time there was a very cute, and hyperactive boy named Zell.
*Zell appears*
Zell: Hi! I'm Zell!*waves and is overly happy for no reason*
Narrator: One day Zell was skipping down the road when all of a sudden Seifer jumpped out from behind a bush at
him.
*Seifer jumps out from behind bush*
Narrator: Zell got scared! So scared he couln't move!!
*Zell is scared*
Narrator: So Seifer decides to use this to his advantage and rapes Zell!
*Zell is raped*
Narrator: Seifer liked it a lot.
Seifer: Yup, that was good!
Narrator: Zell was scared and started to cry.
Zell: *Crying* I'm scared!!!!
Narrator: Off in the distance Squall is walking down the road wistling to himself when he hears Zell crying. He runs
really fast to go save him.
Squall:*Running fast* I'll save you!
Narrator: When Squall got there he beat the crap out of Seifer and held Zell close. Seifer gets up and starts to cry.
Seifer:*Crying* Why did you do that? I was just trying to have some fun!
Squall: Well you could find something else to occupy your time!*Sticks tounge out at Seifer as he holds Zell*
Seifer: You don't understand! I'm so alone and I love Zell!*still crying*
Zell: You love me?*Gets up and walks over to where Sciefer is*
Seifer:*Sniffle* Y...Yess.....
Zell:*Glomps Seifer* AWWW! I love you too!
Squall: *Gets angry* What about me??! I saved you!
Zell:*Thinks for a moment* Well....I love you too! I'm sure Seifer does too...right? *Pokes Seifer*
Sceifer: ......yes
Squall:Oh.....Well then, lets go have and orgy,ne?
Seifer:*All happy now* OK!*Grabs Zell and fallows Squall to a hotel*
Zell:*Is dragged*....orgy??????!!!!!!!!!!
Narrator: And they lived happily ever after! OWAR~II!! ^_^