Tetra: I am finally going to do a SGA story! I love Stargate ya'll! I think General O'Neill and Colonel Sheppard are HOT! But anyway:

Summary: A little left out humorus argument between McKay and Sheppard during Trinity. Not a pairing!

Disclaimer: I do not own Stargate Atlantis or any of its characters. Although I would like to own Col. Sheppard. Snicker! Snicker! Milky Way!

Warning: Mention of Kavanagh! (Gasp) But other than that, and a little language, it's cool! R&R!

-John and McKay in Puddlejumper while escaping the planet-

"You just had to let that ego of yours overtake you, didn't you? You just couldn't shut up for once? I HATE YOU! I mean ENOUGH IS ENOUGH! ALL YOU HAD TO DO WAS LET IT GO...BUT NO! I REALLY HATE YOU! If I die today, and you somehow live, trust me, I will haunt you for the rest of your life! Got it?"

As Lt. Colonel John Sheppard finished his rant to Rodney McKay, he had to breathe deeply to keep himself from getting up from the Puddlejumper's controls and punching Rodney squarely in the jaw. Rodney; however, had that 'WE ARE ALL GOING TO DIE' look he loved so much on, and he just stared at the energy blasts that nearly missed them. He remained quiet, not hearing what Sheppard just said.

"Well? Rodney! Earth to Rodney! Dang it Rodney! Answer ME!"

Rodney suddenly came out of his trance and said the one thing on his mind. "I LOVE YOU!" John had to nearly jerk out of the way of an energy blast as shock set in and a heart attack started to rise. Rodney too realised what he said and quickly tried to fix it.

"No! Not you! Well, no offense, but I don't love you love you, just as a friend. Wait! I'm confusing myself! Ah! Screw you!"

Colonel Sheppard turned an odd shade of pale after that statement.

"No! I don't litteraly want to screw you! Aggh! I don't love you! I'd rather love Kavanagh than you!"

John's face quickly turned from pale to major disgust.

"Wait! Oh GOD! I don't love Kavanagh! I can't stand him! I take it back! I'd rather love you than Kavanagh! But I don't love you love you...ah just forget it! I'm in love with Ronon! There, happy?"

John just lost all expression completely.

"Wait...wrong person!"

Fin

Tetra: Wow huh! It was supposed to go a different way, but I thought this was better. I hope you enjoyed it! Please Review and you will probably see more Stargate stories coming from me soon. Thanks.

P.S. The day I posted this was Halloween, so Happy Halloween!