DISCLAMER:
*~* i dont own Invader Zim and i never will but i will own a few t- shirts!(*smiles and clapps gidilly*) well its not rated r yet but it will get there bealive me. um... welll read!*~*
Zim scowled at Dib from across the room as class began. Ms. Bitters slamed a rather large book on her desk.. She scowled at all her students then finally spoke. "Class today we are going to read War And Peace. If i hear any objections there will be serious hell to pay, and those who do will be better off dead because they are more doomed than teh rest of you. We will have a test tomorrow and anyone who fails will have to read it again. Now get out those big books under your desk and open to page one and begin reading."
A girl in the back raised her hand. Ms. Bitters slithered over to her. "What?"
"Um, i already read war and Peace. Do I still have to read it?"
"Ok class for those who have already read War and Peace, you will not have to read it or take teh test as long as you can answer this one question. What is teh square root of 225?" Ms. Bitters glared at her students. No one dared to speak. But Zim jumped on his desk and raised his hand, waviung it franticly.
"You read it too Zim?"
"Yes. Twice actually." he smiled.
"Alright you two, whats the square root of 225?"
"Um twelve?"
Ms. Bitters turned to Zim expectantly.
"15"
"Zim maybe you odd green head isn't as doomed as i thought, still doomed but not as doomed as all these useless breathing bags of potatoe skins... bad smilie...sacks of crap are. You are smart Zim, Smart and doomed, now you may go wonder teh halls for 8 hours and dont leave school grounds unless totaly nessisary. Now go away." She spoke to him. She then waved him away and turned to teh girl, "Teg you will read war and peace now and have it done 30 minuets before school is over and you get an extra question on tomorrows test because you answered the answer so lamly. Now read you doomed sacks of crap."
Zim skipped away and skidded down teh hall to the sound of a scream.
"Ew! She so white! That is not a very healthy complextion! She's paler than Gaz even!" a girl screamed from Mr. Elliot's room. Zim poked his head in teh door to inspect what was going on.
A girl, a tall girl with red hair to her chin stode infront of class. Indeed she was pale. Very pale. Paler than Gaz. She was the color of pure milk, wipped cream even.
"Oh gross she has lumps too!" Blondie cried.
"They are called tits you ditz." Teh girl finally spoke and looked at the door way and noticed Zim on teh floor poking his head in the. Their eyes locked. Her eyes. They were not human. They were so blue, they were electric. He was imedietly zapped. Teh shock was so great it knocked him from teh door way and against teh wall. he hit it with a 'oof' and shook his head in disbealivement. What had just happened was another alien attending his skool? Was she even an alien? Those beautiful electric eyes couldn't have been human. He crawled back to his 'hiding spot and watched as teh teacher instructed her to take a seat. she took a seat next to Gaz and whipped out a laptop and began typing away.
Zim sat back down in the hall and pulledout a comunicator. "GIR! Come get me at skool, now!" He orderd. Soon Gir came zooming in w/ his dog suit on and took Zim home. Zim imedietly went down to teh lab and went to investigate what teh girl was, human or alien.
"Now what was her name...." he thought and thought back to when he was spying in on teh class.
"Jayde." He grinned and smiled evily.
*~* i dont own Invader Zim and i never will but i will own a few t- shirts!(*smiles and clapps gidilly*) well its not rated r yet but it will get there bealive me. um... welll read!*~*
Zim scowled at Dib from across the room as class began. Ms. Bitters slamed a rather large book on her desk.. She scowled at all her students then finally spoke. "Class today we are going to read War And Peace. If i hear any objections there will be serious hell to pay, and those who do will be better off dead because they are more doomed than teh rest of you. We will have a test tomorrow and anyone who fails will have to read it again. Now get out those big books under your desk and open to page one and begin reading."
A girl in the back raised her hand. Ms. Bitters slithered over to her. "What?"
"Um, i already read war and Peace. Do I still have to read it?"
"Ok class for those who have already read War and Peace, you will not have to read it or take teh test as long as you can answer this one question. What is teh square root of 225?" Ms. Bitters glared at her students. No one dared to speak. But Zim jumped on his desk and raised his hand, waviung it franticly.
"You read it too Zim?"
"Yes. Twice actually." he smiled.
"Alright you two, whats the square root of 225?"
"Um twelve?"
Ms. Bitters turned to Zim expectantly.
"15"
"Zim maybe you odd green head isn't as doomed as i thought, still doomed but not as doomed as all these useless breathing bags of potatoe skins... bad smilie...sacks of crap are. You are smart Zim, Smart and doomed, now you may go wonder teh halls for 8 hours and dont leave school grounds unless totaly nessisary. Now go away." She spoke to him. She then waved him away and turned to teh girl, "Teg you will read war and peace now and have it done 30 minuets before school is over and you get an extra question on tomorrows test because you answered the answer so lamly. Now read you doomed sacks of crap."
Zim skipped away and skidded down teh hall to the sound of a scream.
"Ew! She so white! That is not a very healthy complextion! She's paler than Gaz even!" a girl screamed from Mr. Elliot's room. Zim poked his head in teh door to inspect what was going on.
A girl, a tall girl with red hair to her chin stode infront of class. Indeed she was pale. Very pale. Paler than Gaz. She was the color of pure milk, wipped cream even.
"Oh gross she has lumps too!" Blondie cried.
"They are called tits you ditz." Teh girl finally spoke and looked at the door way and noticed Zim on teh floor poking his head in the. Their eyes locked. Her eyes. They were not human. They were so blue, they were electric. He was imedietly zapped. Teh shock was so great it knocked him from teh door way and against teh wall. he hit it with a 'oof' and shook his head in disbealivement. What had just happened was another alien attending his skool? Was she even an alien? Those beautiful electric eyes couldn't have been human. He crawled back to his 'hiding spot and watched as teh teacher instructed her to take a seat. she took a seat next to Gaz and whipped out a laptop and began typing away.
Zim sat back down in the hall and pulledout a comunicator. "GIR! Come get me at skool, now!" He orderd. Soon Gir came zooming in w/ his dog suit on and took Zim home. Zim imedietly went down to teh lab and went to investigate what teh girl was, human or alien.
"Now what was her name...." he thought and thought back to when he was spying in on teh class.
"Jayde." He grinned and smiled evily.