Yup, it's my first ever Baten Kaitos fanfic XD I wrote this in my Social Studies class one day, so it's pretty random. Technically, I was writing this for my English class though, so I had a bit of a topic I had to stay on. I got my friend to read after I wrote it though, and she happened to like it, so I decided to put it on here :) And for the Kalas fangirls, sorry for making him seem so stupid, it just seemed a bit necessary :O
Disclaimer:I don't own Baten Kaitos.
"What the hell did you do that for?!"
Honestly, I didn't get why Gibari was so angry. I thought that this whole thing was hilarious. I should explain first though, shouldn't I?
You see, I have this really weird friend named Kalas. Ha, even his name is a little weird. Anyway, he happened to ask me if he should just run up to someone and just attack them randomly. Like usual, I was able to see what he was thinking, so I told him to do it because it seemed funny. Seriously, don't ask how I can tell what he's thinking. He's probably able to hear me retell this whole thing right now. Again, don't ask.
So, after I told him to go for it, he ran up to Gibari and started kicking him and stuff. That alone is pretty funny, considering the fact that Kalas wears slippers instead of proper shoes. Mind you, he claims that they just look like slippers, but I know that they actually are.
Unfortunately, Gibari thought that Kalas had gone all crazy evil again, so he was fighting back, leaving the rest of us - Mizuti, Xelha, Savyna, Lyude and yours truly - to just stand by and watch. The five of us knew that Gibari was fully capable of taking down Kalas, and it didn't take a genius to figure out why. That was likely the reason why little one-winged wonder asked me for help. If it wasn't for the fact that this was similar to watching a fight between a pigeon and a dragon, I'd have told Kalas to leave me out of the whole thing. The only thing I really did though is let him use Sacred Spring, so it wasn't much help.
Because of that, Kalas ended up getting the shit kicked out of him by Gibari, bringing us to now. Hmmm.... wait, shouldn't this thing have gone the other way around? ...Oh yeah, that's what was wrong.
"Hey, Kalas?" He looked in my direction to show that I had his attention, so I continued. "Don't you have a sword? And a dagger too?"
There was a really long silence after I asked that - about a couple of minutes - though it was broken by Kalas screaming.
"Hey, do you know what's wrong with him?" Gibari asked me. I forgot to mention that no one can say my name, but I've gotten used to it. So, because he asked, I told him what was wrong. The two of us just looked at each other for a few seconds before laughing. of course, we were laughing at Kalas. Since everyone else had heard me as well, they joined in too. Honestly, I doubted that any of us would forget this whole thing. Hell, we might use it to piss him off in the future. Possibly. Very likely. Wait... why am I talking like Mizuti?
And that'd be the end, though it did seem kinda short :O Meh. Anyway, like it? Dislike it? Possibly leave a review? XD