A One-Word Story!
OK, first thing's first - a one-word story is NOT one word, so stop reporting us. It's a story where two or more people take it in turns to say a word. OK? So if you're not expecting a random insanityfic (they should really make that a category) then don't read. You have been warned!
This is me and my friend Sarah Tribbiani (+ whatever she has on the end of her name at the moment)
Disclaimer: We do not own Harry Potter. Or sonic screwdrivers or Futurama. (you'll see)
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One morning Mr Weasley was eating a nice pasty flavoured with chips and jelly. He licked the pasty and then he threw up.
"Eurgh! That was disgustingly bad!" said Mr Weasley.
Mrs Weasley came into the kitchen with a sonic screwdriver.
"Why do you have throw-up on the floor?" she asked angrily.
"I didn't know it was on the floor, I will clean it up now," lied Mr Weasley.
"OK you snuggly pasty plop!" said Mrs Weasley, batting her eyelashes.
Mr Weasley groaned and fell on the sick.
"OW!" cried Mr Weasley. Mrs Weasley accidentally imploded.
Then Fred came along and danced in the pile of Mrs Weasleyguts and sick and Mr Weasley and the floor.
Mr Weasley jerked awake and spat his tongue at Fred. The tongue flew out of the window and hit a gnome on the cartilage. The gnomey slapped the tongue and ran to see the person who had done it. It being throwing out the tongue.
But the person had died. Instead Fred was boogying on the pile of Mrs Weasleyguts and sick and deaded Mr Weasley and the floor.
The gnome expired because it was out of date. Then milk expired parce que it was sour and green. George drank the milk and turned green with a hint of mauve. Ginny loved Harry so she gave him George. It was Harry's dream present. He cried with a happy feeling called niceness.
"Thank you for George. He was greatly appreciated!" he said, "'Was' being the operative word."
Harry snapped a twig in George's teeth and claws. Ginny laughed at Harry parce que he was a moron.
"Harry you are a moron," said Ginevra. Harry cried and slashed Ginny across the tummy. Then Ron saw them and threw a paddy. He leaked all over the pair of lovers and they were almost soggy but then Hermes came along and burped. Hermes tweeted to the tune of the song that Hermes sung on Futurama. Ron didn't like the song so he slashed Hermes too. Then Hermes hooted like a hooter.
Ginny nearly killed herself but Harry saved her and they ran away from home and slashed Hermes again. They slashed the world with a piece of paper called Bob.
The ruler is still broken. More to come soon, we promise! Did we make you laugh or not? Review if we did please! And also if we didn't, we're not fussy. But remember, we did warn you it was random, so no flames!