The 'You Better Watch or Else' Show
Narrator: Welcome to the 'You Better Watch or Else' show.
A sign flashes 'Applaud'
Audience: *Crickets can be heard*
The Sign flashes 'Applaud or else'* Audience: *The crowd begins to cheer wildly*
Raven: Hello humans! I am a half demon aka God of Darkness.
Lilliana: Who occasionally likes to destroy the world,
Raven: Hey! Only when someone hurts Yulanda.
Lilliana: Like giving her a hangnail.
Raven: *Blows a raspberry at Lilliana*
Lilliana: Oh that's mature. Anyway, my names Lilliana. If you call me Lily you die! I'm part fey but don't think of taking me on because I will kick your butt.
Raven: And you think I'm immature.
Lilliana: Because you are.
Narrator: Can we please get back to the show now?
Lilliana and Raven: Butt out!! Now we would like to welcome you to the 'You Better Watch or Else' show! And we're your hosts.
Audience: *Groans and moans*
Lilliana and Raven: *In demonic voices* Silence!
Audience: *A pin can be heard dropping*
Raven: Now our first guest is Saddam Hussien.
Saddam suddenly appears in the guest chair.
Saddam: Hey! What am I doing here!?! I'm supposed to be hiding from American troops!
Liliana: Well you're with us now Saddamy so sit back and enjoy the ride.
Raven: So Saddam I understand you like torturing people.
Saddam: Oh yes! *Goes in to a longwinded explanation of how much he loves torturing people*
Raven: Really now?
Lilliana: Fascinating.
Raven: Unfortunately we are bored with you.
Lilliana: Very unfortunately.
Saddam: What does that mean?
Raven: It means this. Lilliana press THE button.
Liliana: Bye-bye Saddamy. *reaches over and presses THE button*
Saddam is immediately vaporized and all that is left is his ashes.
Raven: Now for our next guest.
Lilliana: From Sailor Moon we give you Queen Beryl
Queen Beryl appears in the guest chair on top of Saddam's ashes.
Lilliana: You know normally we interview our guests but since you're so annoying I'm just gonna press THE button right now.*Turns to Raven* Can I do that?
Raven: GO for it!
Lilliana: *Reaches over and presses THE button*
Beryl is suddenly sucked into a black hole never to be seen again.
Raven: *Not sad* Oh how sad. Moving on.
Lilliana: Our last and final guest for the evening, Ginias from MSG 8th MSTeam
Ginias appears in the guest chair dressed in a muzzle and straight jacket.
Raven: Are you related to Hannibal or did you just not take your happy pills today?
Lilliana: And what's with the hug myself jacket? Aren't You supposed to be a genius?
Ginias: I AM a genius! I'm just unappreciated
Lilliana and Raven: *Look at each other and roll their eyes* Riiiigggghhhhhttttt.
Raven: So how does it feel to know that your sister fell in love with the enemy?
Ginias: I feel utterly betrayed.
Lilliana: Really?
Ginias: No, That's just what the authors told me to say.
Arcade Princess and Fantasy Girl: YOU IDIOT! YOU BUNCH OF UTTER BAKA'S! WE SHALL SMITE YOU! *Throw down lightning bolts to fry Ginias*
Raven: Hey! You killed Ginias!
Lilliana: Bastards!
Arcade Princess and Fantasy Girl: A: Shut up. B: No more South Park for you two!
Raven: But you ruined our interview!
Lilliana: You killed our subject!
Arcade Princess and Fantasy Girl: We'll kill you if you don't stop talking!
Raven: We already died.
Lilliana: And came back.
Arcade Princess and Fantasy Girl: You wanna die and not come back?
Raven: .Did you here something?
Lilliana: Nope
Raven: Me neither. Next up it's.
Lilliana: Torture Time! YAY!
Raven: Our torture victim today is.Gohan's glasses! What the heck?!
Lilliana: Let me see that script! *reads the line* What the freak?!
Raven: *looks up at the ceiling* Explain to me why we're torturing glasses?
Arcade Princess and Fantasy Girl: Because they make Gohan look less hot! You see how that works?
Lilliana: Ignoring you people.
Raven: Whatever. Lets just get this over with.
Lilliana: How do we do this though?
Raven: Throw it in the middle of the street in NY at rush hour.
Lilliana: OK
They somehow open a portal to NY and throw the glasses in the middle of a street. They are instantly crushed.
Lilliana and Raven: Mission accomplished!
Raven: Now it's time for.Take over the world time!
Lilliana: Which country should we take over first?
Raven: America! Damn those Demon haters!
Lillana: OK!
They suddenly arrive in Washington DC, in the President's office.
Raven:*Goes to God form* *in demonic voice* Hand over America President Bush!
President Bush: Never!
Lilliana:*Puts a hand on Raven's shoulder* Raven let me handle this. *To President Bush* President Bush I have something for you.
President Bush:*in heavy Texan accent* What might that be lil' lady?
Lilliana: Look *holds up a pretzel* a pretzel.
President Bush:*screams in girly Texan accent*
The Secret Service circles around President Bush
Secret Service Agent 1: We must protect the president! *Carts him away*
President Bush:*As he's being carted away* You can have America just keep that thing away from me!
Lilliana: That was too easy.
Raven: No this is too easy *eats Lilliana's pretzel*
Lilliana: You're right that was too easy *suddenly realizing* Hey! That was my pretzel!
Raven: It's in my stomach now.
Lilliana: Not for long!
The credits roll and the screen goes black.
Narrator: Welcome to the 'You Better Watch or Else' show.
A sign flashes 'Applaud'
Audience: *Crickets can be heard*
The Sign flashes 'Applaud or else'* Audience: *The crowd begins to cheer wildly*
Raven: Hello humans! I am a half demon aka God of Darkness.
Lilliana: Who occasionally likes to destroy the world,
Raven: Hey! Only when someone hurts Yulanda.
Lilliana: Like giving her a hangnail.
Raven: *Blows a raspberry at Lilliana*
Lilliana: Oh that's mature. Anyway, my names Lilliana. If you call me Lily you die! I'm part fey but don't think of taking me on because I will kick your butt.
Raven: And you think I'm immature.
Lilliana: Because you are.
Narrator: Can we please get back to the show now?
Lilliana and Raven: Butt out!! Now we would like to welcome you to the 'You Better Watch or Else' show! And we're your hosts.
Audience: *Groans and moans*
Lilliana and Raven: *In demonic voices* Silence!
Audience: *A pin can be heard dropping*
Raven: Now our first guest is Saddam Hussien.
Saddam suddenly appears in the guest chair.
Saddam: Hey! What am I doing here!?! I'm supposed to be hiding from American troops!
Liliana: Well you're with us now Saddamy so sit back and enjoy the ride.
Raven: So Saddam I understand you like torturing people.
Saddam: Oh yes! *Goes in to a longwinded explanation of how much he loves torturing people*
Raven: Really now?
Lilliana: Fascinating.
Raven: Unfortunately we are bored with you.
Lilliana: Very unfortunately.
Saddam: What does that mean?
Raven: It means this. Lilliana press THE button.
Liliana: Bye-bye Saddamy. *reaches over and presses THE button*
Saddam is immediately vaporized and all that is left is his ashes.
Raven: Now for our next guest.
Lilliana: From Sailor Moon we give you Queen Beryl
Queen Beryl appears in the guest chair on top of Saddam's ashes.
Lilliana: You know normally we interview our guests but since you're so annoying I'm just gonna press THE button right now.*Turns to Raven* Can I do that?
Raven: GO for it!
Lilliana: *Reaches over and presses THE button*
Beryl is suddenly sucked into a black hole never to be seen again.
Raven: *Not sad* Oh how sad. Moving on.
Lilliana: Our last and final guest for the evening, Ginias from MSG 8th MSTeam
Ginias appears in the guest chair dressed in a muzzle and straight jacket.
Raven: Are you related to Hannibal or did you just not take your happy pills today?
Lilliana: And what's with the hug myself jacket? Aren't You supposed to be a genius?
Ginias: I AM a genius! I'm just unappreciated
Lilliana and Raven: *Look at each other and roll their eyes* Riiiigggghhhhhttttt.
Raven: So how does it feel to know that your sister fell in love with the enemy?
Ginias: I feel utterly betrayed.
Lilliana: Really?
Ginias: No, That's just what the authors told me to say.
Arcade Princess and Fantasy Girl: YOU IDIOT! YOU BUNCH OF UTTER BAKA'S! WE SHALL SMITE YOU! *Throw down lightning bolts to fry Ginias*
Raven: Hey! You killed Ginias!
Lilliana: Bastards!
Arcade Princess and Fantasy Girl: A: Shut up. B: No more South Park for you two!
Raven: But you ruined our interview!
Lilliana: You killed our subject!
Arcade Princess and Fantasy Girl: We'll kill you if you don't stop talking!
Raven: We already died.
Lilliana: And came back.
Arcade Princess and Fantasy Girl: You wanna die and not come back?
Raven: .Did you here something?
Lilliana: Nope
Raven: Me neither. Next up it's.
Lilliana: Torture Time! YAY!
Raven: Our torture victim today is.Gohan's glasses! What the heck?!
Lilliana: Let me see that script! *reads the line* What the freak?!
Raven: *looks up at the ceiling* Explain to me why we're torturing glasses?
Arcade Princess and Fantasy Girl: Because they make Gohan look less hot! You see how that works?
Lilliana: Ignoring you people.
Raven: Whatever. Lets just get this over with.
Lilliana: How do we do this though?
Raven: Throw it in the middle of the street in NY at rush hour.
Lilliana: OK
They somehow open a portal to NY and throw the glasses in the middle of a street. They are instantly crushed.
Lilliana and Raven: Mission accomplished!
Raven: Now it's time for.Take over the world time!
Lilliana: Which country should we take over first?
Raven: America! Damn those Demon haters!
Lillana: OK!
They suddenly arrive in Washington DC, in the President's office.
Raven:*Goes to God form* *in demonic voice* Hand over America President Bush!
President Bush: Never!
Lilliana:*Puts a hand on Raven's shoulder* Raven let me handle this. *To President Bush* President Bush I have something for you.
President Bush:*in heavy Texan accent* What might that be lil' lady?
Lilliana: Look *holds up a pretzel* a pretzel.
President Bush:*screams in girly Texan accent*
The Secret Service circles around President Bush
Secret Service Agent 1: We must protect the president! *Carts him away*
President Bush:*As he's being carted away* You can have America just keep that thing away from me!
Lilliana: That was too easy.
Raven: No this is too easy *eats Lilliana's pretzel*
Lilliana: You're right that was too easy *suddenly realizing* Hey! That was my pretzel!
Raven: It's in my stomach now.
Lilliana: Not for long!
The credits roll and the screen goes black.