Note:Kind of based on the Top Cat Boomerang bumper (And i was watching comedy that was birthday jokes.) And that one episode where it was Dibble's birthday. And maybe other things as well.

Top Cat's gang was sitting in the alley. Top Cat was busy.

"Like, isen't tommrow like Top Cat's birthday?" Spook asked.

"Yeah Spook! I almost forgot!" Choo Choo said.

"Maybe we should get him a present." Fancy said.

"Uhh...,but how will we affored it?" Brain asked.

"We can put all our money together..." Fancy suggested. "So first...Benny?"

"Well I have two pennies." Benny said then he put it infront of Fancy.

"Okay...I have a qauter. That's it." Choo Choo said.

"Brain?" Fancy finnally asked.

"Uhh...One hundred dollars!" Brain said enushasstically.

The gang stared at Brain disbeliving.

"Uhh...here you go!" Brain said.

"Brain...? That's Monopoly money..." Choo Choo said.

"Uhh...then we can but him a Monoply lot!" Brain said.

"Alright...everyone just put the money in." Fancy said rolling his eyes.

"So what can we affored for Top Cat's birthday?" Benny asked, after Fancy counted it.

"Well we can affored...gum..." Fancy said dissapointed.

"Like do you think he'd like it?" Spook asked.

"No...we can only affored the cheap kind that looses flavor right away." Choo Choo said.

"Uhh...and it tastes like tires." Brain said.

"Oh well it'll have to do." Fancy said.

Then Top Cat entered, and Fancy hid the money for the gum gift.