Summary: The Akatsuki are trying to get into Konoha to capture Naruto. The only problem is how do they get in? Why is the Akatsuki leader talking like a pirate? And why are Deidara and Sasori doing the hula?

This is after the timeskip. Also I'm just gonna call the Akatsuki leader Leader, because I honestly cannot find his real name.

Disclaimer: I don't own any of the characters……………….darn

Chapter 1: Planning

It was a quiet summer day out; sadly the Akatsuki members didn't know that because they were relaxing in their cave. Everyone was doing his or her own thing. Deidara was in the corner playing with his clay dolls, Itachi and Kisame were in another corner playing transformers which was not going to well because Kisame was yelling at Itachi for not playing right, Sasori was trying to create a new poison, Zetsu was watering his plant pals, and everyone else was either sleeping or out on a mission. Suddenly their leader, the amazing, skilled, and stunning (for lack of a better word) Leader came running in.

"Everyone gather in the center, quickly", he yelled.

Everyone dropped what he or she was doing and gathered. Leader stood in the middle of them making sure everyone that was there at the time was gathered around him.

" Can everyone hear me", he questioned?

Without waiting for an answer he continued. "All right gents, we have a new mission on our hands".

Everyone started muttering questions to each other. "Which Jinchuriiki are we going after this time", Sasori asked?

Leader waited till everyone was quiet to continue. " This time we're going after the nine-tailed Fox, again". " The only problem that we might have is the security. Every village has stepped up their security since we extracted Shukaku".

"Well that could be a problem", Kisame said stating the obvious.

Itachi spoke up to try and save his partner's ass, " What's the plan boss"?

" Well we'll need a distraction in order to get the guards away from the gate, then we can sneak in while the guards are busy. I'm thinking that if we disguise our selves then we won't be noticed.", Leader said.

"And where are we going to get these costumes", Zetsu asked?

"I'm glad you asked that, I picked these up on the way back", Leader said as he tossed out a bunch of clothes that looked like they came from 19th century France rather than a costume shop. Everyone looked at the pile and started digging through it.

"We will find the little runt and snatch him in this potato sack then we will bring him back here, and extract the little demon from him. You all got that", Leader asked?

"Aye, Loud and clear", everyone answered as they started to try on their new drags. Well just say that they weren't to happy with them.

So how'd you like it? Good………Bad, Review and tell me what you think!!!

Also some of the story might not make sense and I am sorry for that. Like the potato sack? Anyways just bear with me, this story is supposed to be humorous and funny, K?