Disclaimer: I don't own YYH. This was just something that I thought up and decided to write. I hope you enjoy it. There is yaoi in here. KuramaxHiei.

/ some one is speaking or doing something outside the story.

"Once upon a time, there was a lovely princess. Her name was Rapunzel. She was the most beautiful baby in all the land and people came from miles around to see her. But a witch lived in the woods nearby, and heard about the baby. She became angry because no one paid any attention to her anymore...And I'm not reading anymore of this!"

Hiei slammed the book shut and glared at the two children curled up beside him. "How can you listen to this crap?" He demanded.

The girl, Natoya, lifted her crimson eyes and stared at Hiei with a look of mixed horror. Tears began to well up and Hiei felt a stab of guilt.

"Daddy reads them to us," she whispered and pulled the blankets up over her head. Hiei sighed and picked up another book, "Would you like me to read you a different one?" he glanced at the cover, "Cin-der-ella?"

"No!" The other child, a miniature replica of Hiei, jumped out of the bed and raced over to the second bookshelf. He hopped up onto the top shelf, which was about five feet off the ground, and pulled out a large book.

"Read this one!" Hiei frowned as he saw the cover. It was covered in those strange things that humans drove. What were they called...cars?

"Trans-for-mers?" Hiei stared at him. "What kind of book is that?"

"It's about a large group of vehicles from another planet that can transform into humanoid robots, Hiei." Kurama stepped into the room with an air of amusement. Hiei glared at him before he held out his hand for the book. The boy, who goes by the name of Shio, zipped down off the shelf and plopped the book in Hiei's lap, ignoring his outstretched hand. He then snuggled up beside Hiei.

"Okay, Transformers."

"No! Nononononononono!" Natoya threw the blankets off and glared at her brother, "We're not going to listen to stupid Transformers! Read Cinderella, Uncle Hiei!"

Kurama snickered as Hiei groaned, "Why doesn't Uncle Hiei tell you a story? He's very good at it."

Hiei's crimson eyes flickered towards Kurama in a murderous stare, "I. Don't. Make. Up. Stories." He hissed.

"Yeah! Uncle Hiei! Tell us a story!"

Hiei closed his eyes and counted to ten. Very slowly. He then growled and sent Kurama a look that promised pain.

"Fine. I'll tell you a story." Hiei gathered the two children into his lap and sighed.

"Once upon a time, there was a...demon. Yes, a very smart, handsome, brave, and charming demon. His name was...let's forget the name."

"But Uncle Hiei! Demons need names!"

"Shut up Kurama. This one doesn't. Now, this demon lived with a very sweet girl named Yukina. One day, er, she made a bunch of cookies and...uh...told him to take them to poor sick Genkai."

Natoya's eyes widened, "Did he where a pretty red cloak?"

Hiei paused, "No. He wore a black one. An-"

Kurama cut in, "Actually, in this land it was more common for male demons to wear dresses. School girl dresses."

Hiei stared at Kurama with wide eyes before he regained his composure.

"Pretty dresses? Have you ever worn a dress, Uncle Hiei?"

Kurama grinned at Hiei, who looked ready to choke, "No. Do you want me to tell you the story or not?"

Kurama sat down in the doorway and smiled. This would be interesting.

Once upon a time, in a distant corner of the Makai, there lived a group of demons known as ice maidens. And one male fire demon. But he was part ice maiden so it didn't really matter. He was a very smart, strong, brave, handsome, and charming demon.

/"Some one's full of himself," Kurama muttered./

Now, since everyone else in that part of the Makai were female, the fire demon wore clothing like them as he did not know any better. He lived in a small...cottage by the edge of the forest with his sister, Yukina.

/"Why is his sister named Yukina?" Natoya asked. Hiei's eyebrow twitched. "It just is."/

Now, one day his sister baked a large batch of muffins and told Hiei to take them to poor sick Genkai.

"Why the hell do I have to take them?" Hiei grumbled.

Yukina smiled sweetly at him, "Please, Hiei? I still have to make lunch. If you hurry, you could be back in time. I'm baking chocolate chip cookies for dessert."

Hiei didn't waste any time grabbing the basket and zipping out the door.

"Hiei! Wait!" Hiei stuck his head in through the window, "What?"

"I made a new dress for you!" Yukina held it up and Hiei blinked.

"A school girl uniform?"

Yukina nodded and beckoned him back inside, "I saw it in a magazine that Kana brought back from the Ningenkai! Here! Try it on!"

Hiei sighed and grabbed the clothing, "Sometimes I feel like I shouldn't be wearing this," he mumbled as he put on the skirt. Once finished Yukina nodded in approval.

"Isn't it cute?" Yukina gushed as she straightened the small bow on the front.

Hiei sighed, "Yes, Yukina. Can I go now?"

Yukina nodded and Hiei grabbed the basket and zipped out through the door, down the path, and into the woods.

"Don't forget! Be careful and don't talk to any strangers!" Yukina called after him.

Now, also in that corner of the Makai lived a kitsune. A very mean, deceitful, ugly, and full of himself kitsune. /"That's mean, Hiei."/ His name was Kurama. He happened to be out for his morning stroll when he noticed a pretty little girl zipping along the path. He, being of a very curious and lecherous nature, decided to investigate.

"Why hello! Where are you off to on this fine morning?"

"Hn. None of your damn business."

Kurama blinked, "That's rather impolite. Little girls shouldn't talk like that."

The...girl...glared at him, "I am not a girl." He spat.

Kurama blinked again, "Really? You're a boy?" He strolled up to him and grabbed his chin with one hand. "By Inari. I guess you are!" He smirked, "What's your name?"

The pretty demon jerked his chin out of Kurama's grip and backed up, "My name is of no importance to you."

"I think it is," Kurama grinned as he stalked the demon, "After all, it's not often I find a male demon wearing a dress. Unless..." he paused, "You're trying to impress me. Really, you don't have to go to so much trouble over little ol' me."

Hiei raised an eyebrow, "Little?" The kitsune was about 6'5, and that was gigantic when compared to Hiei's 5' nothing.

Kurama smirked, "I guess I'm not very little, am I? I'm actually...quite large." He leaned in closer, "Would you like a closer look?"

Hiei tried to back away further but gulped when he found himself against the trunk of a tree. Kurama noticed his predicament and backed away from him. He couldn't have his little creature getting too frightened, now could he?

"So, where are you off to?" he asked in a conversational tone.

"Will you leave me alone if I tell you?" Kurama thought about it for a minute, "No. But if you tell me your name and where you're going, I won't follow you."

"My name is Hiei and I'm going to Genkai's house to bring her some muffins."

"Where is Genkai's house?"

"I thought you were leaving."

"Not till you tell me where it is."

Hiei sighed, "It's down this path past the oak tree and twenty feet past the lilac grove. Are you happy now?"

Kurama grinned and stepped forward again. His right hand landed on Hiei's leg as he bent down to be on eye level with Hiei., "Yep. How about I go with you? Once you're finished delivering your muffins we could fuck in her back yard."

Hiei blushed furiously, "No, that's okay. I'm sure I can make it there on my own."

Kurama's hand began to wander, sliding up under the hem of Hiei's skirt. "Are you sure? It isn't safe for one to wander these roads. There are many demons who would take advantage of a pretty little thing like you."

Hiei gave a small yelp as Kurama's clawed hand slid up his inner thigh, "N-no! I'll be fine!" Hiei slapped Kurama's other hand away as it sought to join its partner. He reached down, jerked the kitsune's hand out, and raced away towards Genkai's house.

/Hiei glared at Kurama, "Don't tell them that! They're children!" Kurama shrugged, "Your story was boring. I livened it up a bit."/

Kurama frowned as the demon got away from him, "Damn. I hate it when they resist me like that."

/"No I don't!" Insisted Kurama./

Kurama sighed, "Well, I guess I'll have to resort to trickery to get my way." He paused for a moment, "Yeah!"

Hi people. I don't know if I am allowed to do this but to those of you who like yaoi, go to and look up Spontaneity. It is a really good fic. Funny, too. As I also said in another chapter, Tight Rope by Flamika is a great fanfic! I think I may be getting obssessed...Anyways, please review, flames will be laughed at but constructive criticism is fine.