CROSS CAFÉ

Our beloved headmaster has given up his hopes of a coexisting school of Night and Day Class, vampires and humans. So, he comes up with a genius plan. Operation: Cross Café!

7 AM, MONDAY MORNING

"Thank you, Yuki! I knew you would believe in me!"

Yuki blinked. "All you said was, 'I have an idea' and I replied, 'Okay'."

"Yes, but you're 'okay' told me you understood!" Kaien Cross beamed and bolted for the door.

"O-oh," Yuki gasped, and had that typical depressed look on her face. Suddenly, a voice-over played in the background.

I have no memories of my life before I was –

Zero shouted from his background. "OH MY GOD, YUKI, GIVE IT A REST! NO-ONE WANTS A THIRD SEASON OF VAMPIRE KNIGHT IF IT'S ABOUT THAT STUPID HEADMASTER OPENING A CAFÉ!"

"A café – That's what he's doing?" Yuki shrugged. "Interesting storyline."

I was alone, in the snow, and then a scary, mean vampire attacked me! Kaname saved me; I owe my life to him –

"Holy shit," Zero swore under his breath. "Here we go again."

Will be updated whenever I feel like writing a load of crap, LOL – Taking a few moments to review and telling me how sucky this was would really make my day.

Thanks.

And may the ghosts of Haruka & Juri Kuran haunt you in your sleep.