A/N: My friend told me to make a GamTav story, but I don't like the pairing so this is all I could come up with.
Tavros was playing in his room with his Rufio actionfigure when all of a sudden Gamzee busted in the door.
"Hey, bro"! said Gamzee with a honk. "Mind if I hang out with you"?
Tavros was reluctant at first but then said, "Uh shure" and he gave Gamzee a Pupa Pan action figure .
The two of them had fun stopping the evil Captain Hook scalemale, playing imaginary on the car pet which was transformed into Troll Never Never Land. The two of them giggled happily.
"This is so, uh, much fun"! exclaimed Tavros.
"honk yes," happily Gamzee replied.
They rescued Troll Tinkerbell [a redpop Faygo] from the evil pirates [Kanaya's romance novels]. They went on epic adventures with mermaids and native lususes. It sure was a blast!
But trouble was soon to ensue. As they were playing, Gamzze knocked over the nefarious Dr. Hook Scalemate. But Tavros did not quite agree.
"Rufio uh, should be the one to knock him over"! he said. After all, Rufio was brimming with self confidence.
"If you say so bro" Gamzee shrugged. "But isn't Pupa Pan the motherfuckin' main character"?
"Yeah, uh…but Rufio—" Why couldn't Rufio be the hero for once?
"Doesn't Dr. Hook kill Rufio"? asked Gamzee meanly.
Tavros huffed madly and got up and threw down his action figure. "Fine! He said. "You're so picky, I don't want to play with you anymore"
Gamzee shrugged and said, "Okay wanna rap then"? He was chill with whatever, bro.
"No"! Tavros was in a fit now. Gamzee had ruined his fun. Stupid juggalo antics.
"Fine"! snappedGamzee.
"Fine"! snapped back Tavros.
He marched off in his wheelchair device and the two didn't play together or rap together ever again. And PB&J never happened because that pairing is dumb anyway.
The end.