Alrighty, so for those of you who don't know us yet, this fanfic is written by myself (LLAMAS WILL RULE THE WORLD aka Katie), my friend Sean (the mountain sage), and my other friend Alex (Mewtwo Shall Rule the World). We also have a Twilight roleplay thing going on (Notes, Notes: The Sequel, and Notes: The Revised Edition) which some of you probably read as well. Anyway, we decided that we wanted to do one for TMI, and so we did. As of right now, there is no plot, but that will likely change very quickly, knowing us.

The title is what it is for the very simple reason of: we didn't actually think up a title. XP So basically, I thought, "Well, the acronym for the Mortal Instruments is TMI, which also stands for Too Much Information, soooo...sure, why not!" And that's why it's called this. So there. Lol. Anyway, the characters will likely act OOC at times, but hey, that's just how we roll.

This fanfic takes place some time after the events of CoG, and the Lightwoods are now in charge of the New York Institute. However, the parents are away somewhere, and so they've left Alec in charge for now. The pairings we've chosen are pretty much the canon ones, though we may, in later chapters, make references to other pairings. Maybe. I don't know as of yet.

One more quick thing before I actually get started here: sometimes when we're writing, we'll put random things in brackets. These things usually pertain more to our lives than to the story itself, but I enjoy putting them in to the finished product, because they're just so damn amusing most of the time. So, there is a sort of code thing that they follow. When the words in the brackets is typed in bold, like this, that means it's me (I write for Isabelle and Magnus) saying something. When the words are in bold italics, like this, that means it's Sean (he writes for Jace and Alec) saying something. Lastly, when the words are typed in underlined italics, like this, that means it's Alex (she writes for Simon and Clary) saying something.

Okay, I think that's about it...now on with the show!

Too Much Information

Chapter 1

Clary: Jace, what on earth are you doing?

Jace: What does it look like I'm doing? -balancing on one leg-

Isabelle: Hey, has anyone seen Alec? I can't seem to find him...

Simon: I think I saw him going into a broom closet.

Clary: Being an idiot?

Jace: Pretty close. -attempting to change a light bulb in a chandelier-

Isabelle: A broom closet? Why in the hell would he be in a broom closet?

Simon: I don't know, but he didn't turn the light on.

Clary: But why are you balancing on one foot? Most people use two.

Jace: I like a challenge? -ladder he's standing on leans off balance slightly- Ohhhh shit...-catches himself- See? Perfectly fine. -grins-

Isabelle: ...Magnus is in there with him, isn't he? -deliberately knocks Jace's ladder over-

-the ladder and Jace fall on Simon-

Simon: Ow! Dammit, Jace!

Clary: -goes over to both of them- Are you okay?

Jace: Ugh! Like it was my fault! -attempting to disentangle himself-

Isabelle: Well, it is your fault for saying you'd be fine.

Simon: I think I'm going to die again. I leave everything to my cat.

Jace: You pushed me off a ladder! Hardly my fault. And Simon, quit being so over dramatic. I don't weigh that much. -pulls himself up-

Isabelle: -shrugs- You know me, Jace. You should've seen that coming.

Simon: Did you have to involve me, though?

Jace: I think you're collateral damage.

Isabelle: Yeah, I didn't mean to let you get hit too, Simon.

Simon: Don't worry, I'll find a way to get my revenge. -wink-

Clary: -totally misses that- Don't be a jerk.

Jace: -clueless- Me? -confused-

Isabelle: Oh, I'm sure you will. -wink-

Clary: No, Simon.

Simon: -whispers in Isabelle's ear- Broom closet in 2 minutes?

Jace: Oh. Okay. -picks up ladder-

Isabelle: -nods very slightly-

Magnus: -walks in, being all sparkly- -holding Alec's hand and swinging their arms- Well, hello there young Nephilim. And Simon. How are you all doing?

Simon: Well I was nearly killed by the team of Isabelle and fat Jace.

Jace: Fat? Pffffft. And I'm fine, Magnus. Although I'm sure you and Alec are feeling much better than any of us.

Alec: Maybe. (DEEP AND EMOTIONAL SCOWL)

Magnus: Oh, very likely. -grins-

Isabelle: -subtly disappears-

Simon: -gone-

Clary: Hey, Jace, your hand is bleeding.

Jace: Oh, so it is. -pulls out stele, starts drawing iratze-

Alec: (BLACK ABYSS IN THE PIT OF HIS HEART) Been having fun? -raises eyebrow at the ladder and the still swinging chandelier-

Magnus: Is a ladder part of your kinky fantasies there, Jace? -grins-

Clary: I really hope it isn't.

Jace: Nope. Borrowed it from Alec. -grin-

Alec. Ha. Haha. Hahaha. (GRRRRR) -glare-

Magnus: -laughs- Now, now, stop terrorizing my boyfriend, or I'll have to pay for it later.

Clary: Wait, what happened to Simon and Isabelle?

Jace: Terrorizing? If that's what you want to call it. And yeah, where did the bloodsucker and Isabelle go?

Alec: -smirks-

Magnus: Who cares?

Clary: I've noticed that they've been disappearing a lot lately.

Jace: Hmmm...could be a coincidence.

Alec: What they do in their spare time is not really important to me. -shrugs-

Magnus: I'm sure they'll show up sometime soon.

Clary: Yeah, it's probably nothing.

Jace: So, Alec, want your ladder back?

Alec: -eyeroll- No, Jace. Keep it.

Magnus: Well, I'd best be going. I've got nothing to do here anyway. -kisses Alec's forehead- Bye. -disappears-

Isabelle: -reappears- I'm back.

Simon: -apparates- I'm back too. I was, uh, in the bathroom.

Jace: -mutters- Nothing more to do.

Alec: -smacks Jace- I heard that.

Isabelle: Yeah...and I was...getting changed. -she's still wearing what she was before- (Lol, apparate.)

Clary: Do you have doubles of some outfits?

Jace: -grins at Simon- Did you brink my early Christmas gift with you?

Alec: -facepalm-

Isabelle: What are you going on about, Jace? We weren't doing anything odd...certainly not together...And yeah, Clary, I have doubles. -totally lying-

Clary: Honestly, Isabelle, you have a problem.

Simon: I don't even celebrate Christmas. I'm Jewish, remember?

Jace: -fake hurt- Did you even look at it?

Isabelle: You're just jealous that I'm prettier than you.

Clary: Hey, that was uncalled for. What is up with you?

Jace: ...?

Alec: Isabelle?

Isabelle: Oh, whatever. It doesn't matter.

Simon: I'm hungry. I'm going to get something to eat. -leaves-

Jace: Okay...wait, vampires don't eat...O_o

Alec: Obviously he didn't want to hang around loserville anymore. -leaves-

Isabelle: -sighs- I'm going to go see if I can find the cat. -leaves-

Clary: Wait, why would she care about Church?

Jace: Doesn't Simon have a cat? ...and on another note, why has Isabelle been so PMSy lately?

Clary: It kinda seems like everyone has been acting oddly. Care to go have some time to be normal?

Jace: Sounds like a good idea. -they both leave-

End

Well, folks, there you have it. The first chapter of this totally new fanfic is up! Just as a side note, this is the first time for all three of us writing a TMI fic. Oh, and the little brackets beside some of Alec's lines...we were bitching at Sean for making Alec seem too happy in his first reply (it was a lot different than it is now) and so as a joke he put those brackets in. Anyways, please review, lovely people, and let us know what you think so far! We'll probably update somewhat weekly, it just depends on when we can manage to get together.