Inside the Milk Jug
(a Twilight parody)
Once upon a time, there was an empty milk jug. And inside that milk jug, there lived a potato named Edmund. But he wasn't just any potato! No no no, he was a vampire potato! And instead of sparkling in the sunlight, he sprouted flowers in the sunlight~! Also, there was a very boring squash named B. You could even say that B seemed soulless, because she didn't show any emotions, besides depression and boredom!
One day, there came along a grape named Jake. Jake did not like the fact that B and Edmund were in a relationship. He even tried to split them up! Well, later, B and Edmund had a child and it was a Squato! (a potato and a squash mixed together) Jake became fueled with anger! So, one day, he decided to go on a murderous rampage and kill Edmund, B, and even their child! But, later Jake saw what he had done, and became depressed. So, he just killed himself.
THE END :D