Hello! I'm back after a lifetime and a half! Sowwy. *puppy eyes* Anyways, this is just a collection of one-shots about Bubblina and her being in Sugar Rush, and some of her little adventures. Enjoy!

Disclaimer: I only own Bubblina, Barry belongs to Barry Bubblestein, Jerry belongs to JarrettSoon, and I do not own Wreck-It Ralph.

Swizzle smirked, glancing around the garage. There had a been a huge crash, so a lot of the karts needed some tuning. He had, luckily, been behind it, so he was allowed to pass everyone and get into 5th place, earning a spot on the Roster. Gloyd hadn't been very lucky, his engine getting smashed by a candy cane. He wasn't happy.

Since his kart was in perfect condition, and since both his best friends were busy (Jerry was very displeased with the dented and stuck steering wheel he couldn't get off), he passed the time by going over who he had dated. He had dated, in order, Adorabeezle, Crumbelina, Jubileena, Snowanna, even Taffyta (don't ask him how, even he still doesn't know), Vanellope, who had agreed to keep secret she was the one who broken up with him, Candlehead (Not the best date ever. His suit jacket, burned!), and the recolors. He was saving Minty for last. He had actually liked her, so he wanted a real relationship with her. He figured it was time to make his move on the green-girl, when something caught his eye. Or rather someone.

Bubblina Gumdrop. The only girl he had yet to date.

Swizzle had a lot of pride on being the player of Sugar Rush, so it just irked him a bit for there to be a girl he hadn't dated. He figured he could just ask her out on one date, then call it off. Bubblina was way too sweet to actually hold any grudges against him, right?

Feeling pretty confident, he sauntered over to Bubblina's section of the garage, where she was giving her kart a good waxing. She was humming some country song, why the girl loved country music, no one knew. Swizzle smiled and leaned against the wall. "Hey, Bubbles."

Bubblina looked up and smiled. Despite the countless pranks he and Gloyd pulled on her, she honestly held no real grudge against either of them. Besides, they usually made it up to her if they had gone too far. "Oh, hey, Swizzle."

Swizzle smirked. "So, I just had a question to ask you?"

"What is it?"

She was just making this way too easy. "Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?" Bubblina froze and looked up. Did Swizzle not know...? Swizzle was acting all cool, picking at his jacket for any loose threads, and not even looking at her. She quickly looked to her left and right at two boys for confirmation, and smirked, the devil in her coming out. "No, but I scraped my knees when I crawled up from hell."

Swizzle looked at her in surprise, shocked Bubblina even said a minor curse word. "My bad. But no wonder you're so hot." Yea, he knew a few comebacks himself. He smirked, wanting to see the mischievous girl say something to that. "You might wanna hang out with Candles just so you can be too."

By now, Gloyd had come over and started laughing, drawing attention to the two. Swizzle refused to let his record go to waste, especially not by Bubblina of all people.

"We're going to need animal control, since I just saw a fox."

"And we're gonna need a mouse trap, 'cause you're a rat."

Swizzle's face went red as he heard more laughter. Since when did Bubblina know stuff like this? "You know, you're more beautiful than any of Shakespeare's poetry."

"Roses are red, Violets are blue, Mod made me pretty, what happened to you?"

All the girls were laughing, especially the ones who had been hurt by Swizzle. Taffyta even came and gave Bubblina a high five, and those two hated each other. Swizzle started turning redder by the minute, both from embarrassment and anger. Bubblina was so innocent, so sweet, since when did she turn all sassy?!

Swizzle took a deep breath and spoke again. "You must have been made in a dynamite factory, 'cause you're the bomb!" Okay, not his best one, but he was really getting desperate.

"Then you better get of here before I explode." Swizzle went bright red, too flustered to say anything. Bubblina sighed and gave him a sympathetic look. "You know, you've been trying really hard, so I'll give you my number. It's 438-5678. Or, to make it easier to remember, GET LOST!"

Swizzle actually backed up in shock and surprise this time. The whole garage was in hysterics, and some were even videoing it. Traitors. Bubblina was smirking, with her hands on her hips, and she just knew she had won. Swizzle growled, until Jerry came in. Swizzle sighed in relief, his friend would save him from all this embarrassment, and get people to stop.

Jerry smirked, he would enjoy this. "Here, Swizzle, let me show you how it's done." He walked on over to the pink-clad girl, who had, not ruined, not destroyed, but OBLITERATED Swizzle's reputation.

Jerry smiled and wrapped an arm around Bubblina, who giggled. He merely kissed her cheek, and, Swizzle swears to this day, she just melted straight into his arms. What the-?! He just kissed her! Swizzle looked over to Barry to see if he was about to murder the Berry boy, but the gumball-themed racer just leaned against his kart, smirking with his arms crossed.

Jerry smirked. "That is how you pick up a girl. Though it does help if she's your girlfriend first." Swizzle opened his mouth to yell at him, before clamping it shut. Wait, girlfriend? Jerry could barely get the guts to say 'hi' to Bubbles, since when did he ask her out? Bubblina seemed to read his mind, because she said, "This morning. We're going on a date later."

Swizzle raised an eyebrow. "And the most protective brother in the world is just fine with this?" He looked to Barry again, who stood up. Barry shrugged. "Jerry's earned my trust, though he knows not to do anything stupid, unlike you." Barry cracked his knuckles, and Swizzle suddenly remembered the number one rule of Sugar Rush; Never flirt with Bubblina with Barry nearby. Barry said one word. "Run."

Jerry handed the injured Unicorn Pop boy an ice pack, who gratefully covered his black left eye. Barry, surprisingly, went easy on him, only giving him a ton of bruises and a black eye, though he did knock the wind out of Swizzle before finally leaving. Jerry came and brought him home, being the good friend he was. Now that it was just the two of them, Swizzle glared at the gummy boy. Jerry feigned innocence. "What?"

"How could you just let her humiliate me like that?!"

Jerry raised an eyebrow. "You knew I had a crush on her, and you still flirted with her. That's a violation of the Bro Code. Plus, you have to admit it was funny."

"No it wasn't. I'm shocked you even asked her out."

Jerry snickered. Swizzle looked at him weird. "What?" Jerry gained enough composure to talk again. "Would you believe I used a pick-up line to ask her out?"

Swizzle's jaw dropped. Jerry? Use a pick-up line? Jerry usually went with the gentleman approach, he wasn't one for pick-ups. "No way. What did you use?"

Jerry's smirked matched Bubblina's from earlier. "I asked her, 'Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?'"