Not Dead

The Avengers were all eating dinner in their usual fashion. Which meant it was every man (and woman) for themselves. Thor was aggressively eating a turkey leg, and Steve was trying to be polite while he was eating, but it wasn't really working.

Tony was shoving a roll in his mouth, Clint was shoveling cheesy potatoes in his mouth, and Bruce was alternating between sipping tea and chowing down on a chocolate cake.

Natasha and Wanda were giving them weird looks. "You are all very strange." Wanda said, warily taking a bite of her turkey leg that was a lot smaller than Thor's.

"You get used to it." Natasha told her. She glanced at the empty chair at the table. "Hey where's your brother?"

Wanda looked down sadly. "You know that he died two years ago."

Everyone heard a yell from the other room: "Quit telling everyone I'm dead!"

Wanda sighed and shook her head. "Sometimes I can still hear his voice."

Does It Matter?

"So I was wondering," Natasha began, adjusting her position on the couch. "Who is the older twin?"

She was talking to Wanda and Pietro who had noticed her sitting alone in the living room and came to speak with her. Watching their interactions, Natasha was curious as to which twin was older.

Wanda, being the younger twin by twelve minutes, laughed lightly. "It does not matter who is older. We are twins."

But Pietro, of course, the older twin, grinned at her. "Oh but it does matter. I am the older twin."

Wanda rolled her eyes. "I think we know which twin is more mature."

"Yes," Pietro smirked. "Naturally, it's me."

Beep Beep

Steve entered the living room to find Pietro staring at a blank screen.

"Did you want to watch something or were you just going to sit there and gaze at the TV?" Steve asked.

"I wasn't sure how to work it." Pietro told him sheepishly. "There are several remotes." He held up a basket filled with about ten different remotes.

Steve grinned and grabbed the right remote. "I wasn't sure which one I should use either when I first got here." He plopped down on the couch beside Pietro. "So what do you want to watch?"

Pietro shrugged. "I don't really know."

"Have you ever seen Looney Tunes?" Steve questioned, flipping through various channels. "There is an animal on there that can run fast like you."

It didn't take long for Steve to find a channel that was showing Looney Tunes. "Oh yeah, the animal is called a roadrunner."

For the next few hours, Pietro and Steve were glued to the TV, watching the antics of Wile E. Coyote and the Roadrunner.

Later on, Wanda was walking through Avengers Tower in deep conversation with Clint. She felt a breeze and heard someone run up behind her. Whirling around, she came face to face with Pietro. She let out a shriek and jumped backwards, right into Clint.

"Beep beep." Pietro said before racing off in the opposite direction.

"What just happened?" Wanda stared after her brother. One would think that she would be used to her brother's craziness after all these years, but that was not true at all.

Clint steadied Wanda and began laughing. "I think I know what Pietro was watching on TV all afternoon."

A.N- I needed some cute oneshots in my life. And for those who are curious, my story Did you see the flares will be updated tomorrow sometime. Please review and let me know if you liked this.