The Daily Life Of Jasper Cullen

Chapter 1: Shopping

"Hey Jazzie guess what!" Alice called happily as she ran down the stairs to where Jasper was sitting

"What Alie" He replied with a slight smirk

"We're going shopping!" She all but sang

"But darlin' we just went shopping four months ago"

"Yeah, but I went through your clothes and they're either all stained or just completely UN-fashionable. Now get your lazy butt up and lets get going!" she said pulling him out of the house.

Jasper did not even try to fight back, he just followed along it really wasn't worth fighting over, he new Alice would find a way to guilt him along anyway.

"So where are we going?" He asked

"Oh, here and there." she replied

"And, why can't you take Bella or Rosalie 'here and there'?" Jasper asked

"Because, Bella is with Edward and Rosalie is way too boring." Alice wined

"Well, what about Esme?" He asked

"She is with Carlisle." She relied

Jasper sighed "Fine, lets get going."

The rest of the ride consisted of Alice singing to the radio and dodging other drivers.

"Few! we're finally here." Jasper mumbled

"What does that mean?" Alice asked feigning offense

"It means I'm so happy to be trying on endless amounts of cloths 'till I collapse!"

"Yeah right, What are you waiting for? Come on!" She said as she walked into the store

"I'm comin', I'm comin'"

By the time he caught up to Alice she already had a hand full of clothes.

"Alice, it's only been a minute and you already have a hand full of clothes." Jasper said shocked

"I have gotten better at shopping since four months ago!"

"I can see that"

"Okay, now go find a dressing room and try these on"

Alice shoved the pile of clothes into Jaspers arms and pushed him away. He followed her orders and looked for a dressing room. He finally found one at the other side of the store, then changed into a navy blue tee-shirt and some boot-cut blue jeans, He walked out to see Alice waiting.

"Amazing, we have to get that one!" She basically yelled "Now, go try on the rest!"

She said the thing about every outfit he tried on. Jasper ran out of clothes to try on, so he and Alice went to look for more. Suddenly a pregnant women walked by, Jasper threw the clothes on the ground.

"Alice, I don't want to try on clothes anymore, I'm tired!" Jasper wined

"What is wrong with you, you never act this way!" She replied then noticed the pregnant woman " Oh, it's your ability acting up isn't it?"

"Why are you so mean to me!" Jasper cried

"No! Jasper calm down!"

"Stop talking to me! I am in the depths of despair." Jasper mumbled

"Oh, snap out of it!"

"A-Alice, don't yell at me!" He said fearfully

"I will yell at you until you calm down!"

"It's him isn't it!" jasper yelled pointing to a nearby man who turned to look at them " I've seen you staring at him since we got into the store."

"No, I haven't I've never seen him in my life!"

"Yeah right, I bet you secretly meet in a meadow much like Bella and Edwards"

"No! We don't"

"I'm alone all alone!"

"No your not, I'm here! Now be quiet everyone watching" Alice said motioning to the crowd of people gathering around them

"Why are they watching?" Jasper gasped "Do you think they are part of the union? What do we do? We could be captured or worse killed!"

"They are not part of the union, probably, now shut up!"

"Oh! so they're friends! Hi friends!" He said as he bounced to everyone shaking their hands

"Jasper stop shaking peoples hands!"

"Why? Could I get sick, o-or injured"

"Yes, Yes you can"

Then the pregnant lady got bored and left, and Jasper went back to his normal self.

"Alice I'm sorry, that woman had such strong emotions it kind of effected me" Jasper said looking down guiltily

"It's fine! come on lets get back to shopping"

Jasper groaned "Do we have too?"

The End