Before I saw Him, Sequel: Little Monsters.
Naruto: FI-NA-LLY!
Me: Hehee, well you see, erm… cookie?
Naruto: COOKIE!
Sasuke: Our children arnt going to be Little Monsters thats insulting.
Me: Who said i was talking about the kids? *Looks at Naruto*
Sasuke: you didn't!
Me oh but i did! MWAHAHHAHAAA!
TO THE STORY!
Chapter 1: Cookies and Ramen
So here we are again, at the Uchiha compound ever since Naruto and Sasuke's honeymoon everyones been on edge… why you ask we'll its because the newly weds are expecting… what NO! NOT COOKIES! Jeez you guys, no i mean babies, and Naruto been well… you'll soon see…. good luck.
"SASUKE! SASUKE! WHERE ARE YOU!" Shouted a 3 weeks pregnant Naruto. (BTW Pregnancies in my story last 4 months) a very visible jump under his shirt showing. 'Arg! Where is he? I NEED MY ICE CREAM!' "SASUKE, WHERE ARE YOUUUU" Then Naruto begins crying, ever since he'd gotten pregnant he's been a bit… moody… to say the least.
"Naruto, there you are vie been lo-" then he was glommed by Naruto.
"WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN, I THOUGHT YOU'D LEFT ME AND I'D BE ALL ALONE, AND HAVE TO RAISE THESE MONSTERS ALL BY MYSELF. AND I'D BE FAT AND UGLY AND NO ONE WOULD LOVE MEEEE" He cried into Sasuke's shirt, Sasuke sighed.
"Naruto listen-" He tried but…
"NO YOU LISTEN, YOU- YOU- JERKFACE I ASKED FOR ICE CREAM 5 MINUTES AGO! WHERE THE HELL DID YOU GO! THATS IT SASUKE! WERE OVER IM LEAVING FOR GOOD, DONT TRY AND STOP ME!" He announced, now you might be thinking 'Oh no, Sasuke quick go after him!' but you would be wrong, and theres no need to worry because… 5,4,3,2,1…
"OH SASUKE IM SO SORRY! PLEASE TAKE ME BACK I DIDNT MEAN IT! REALLY! PLEASEEEE! I KNOWW I'LL GO GET ICE CREAM AND THEN EVERYTHING WILL BE OKAY!" He was just about to leave when Sasuke pulled him into his chest.
"Naruto, listen. Don't worry about the ice cream, I've got some here. Im not leaving you, i'd never leave you and I'm sorry for whatever i did. Now lets get back, i think everyones now awake." Naruto blushed and nodded.
"Erm… sorry Sasuke, i didn't mean to well… its… Ah Jeez Sasuke! I hate being pregnant and its all your fault!" he pointed at Sasuke "Its just annoying and your not the one who looks like a whale, and is hungry all the time and my back hurtttsss" Naruto whined. Sasuke smiled, Naruto was sitting on the bed, Indian style and pouting at him. Some people may think Sasuke was a was crazy for smiling at someone who kept them on their feet 24/7 but Sasuke loved every second of those 24 hours each and everyday. Naruto sure did know how to keep someone on their feet.s
'Bored, bored boredie, bored, bored… Hmmm… What can i do…? Well Sasuke said to stay in bed, buttttt IM BORED, so lets see, i can..nope…hmm, how about, no that that either… how about… THE PARK!' "YES!" Naruto cheered a loud from the first good idea he's had all day.
"Naruto, are you alright, what was that?" Questioned Sasuke from downstairs. Worry clearly apparent in his voice.
"er, n-nothings wrong Sasuke, I'm hunky doorie!" Naruto said back. 'Okay, time to put the plan into action mwaahhaa'
Step 1: Find clothes that fit/ hide belly!
'Okay thats not so hard, let see no, no, nope. ARG! NONE OF MY CLOTHES FIT ME! Ohhh i know Mwahhaa' After searching through ALL of Sasuke's clothes he finally found something. Sure it make him look kind of gothish but it would do.
Step 2: Sneak out!
Since Naruto knew Sasuke wouldn't let him out willingly he left a note say something a long the lines of… Sasuke i've gone out… don't be a meanie i just wanna play for a bit and…. ill be back for dinner. After sneaking downstairs 'Ninja style' as Naruto called it. He made it to the back door, looking around so that the coast was clear he ran for it. 'Hehehe still got it' he praised himself.
At the park Naruto ran around and jumped and played on everything in sight then he got bored, there was no one else there and he was lonely….
"HELLO MY YOUTHFUL FRIEND!" Someone or SOMETHING shouted in his ear he turned around and saw the freakiest thing EVER. A boy around his age was smiling at him bright teeth that he thought saw sparkle and his bowl haircut looking creepy-lishious, and then there were… THE EYEBROWS! My god they were something. He also had a curly fluffy tail and cute squirrel ears.
"Erm… do i know you Mr. Eyebrows?" Asked Naruto standing up and walking over to him.
"No! But you my friend looked lonely and I ROCK LEE decide to cheer you up." Naruto brightened up at these words and glomped Lee.
"YAYYYY! Come on lets see who can go the highest on the swings!" Naruto said charging for the swing set.
"THAT THE SPIRIT MY YOUTHFUL FRIEND!" Lee then proceeded to cry "ITS SO GREAT TO SEE SUCH YOUTHFUL SPIRiT! IF ONLY GUY WAS HERE TO SEE THIS! I ACCEPT YOUR CHALLENGE… erm…" naruto looked over to him as he sat on the swing next to him.
"Naruto, My names Naruto. Now 1…2….3 GO!" Many hours after this, Lee and Naruto were walking through the part of the park that had just trees and a field. They each had an arm slung around each other and were laughing. Turns out Lee had just as many mood swings as Naruto. 'Hmm… i wonder…?'
"Say Lee?" Naruto asked gaining the attention of Lee. "Are you erm… you know…*Cough* With… Child?" god what if he wasn't it would be totally embar-
"YES! HOW DID YOU KNOW, IS IT BECAUSE IM FAT! IT IS ISNT IT?" Lee cupped his face with his hands and cried. Naruto was happy that he was pregnant, because it meant he wasn't the only one and slightly worried because he was crying, a lot.
"No no, i was just thinking because i was too! i finally have someone to share it with, instead of jerky Sasuke, he such a meanie, i had to sneak out because he wont let me play anymore." Naruto pouted.
"You too! There totally mean to us, we should leave and HAVE A YOUTHFUL ADVENTURE WITHOUT THEM!" Lee jumped and looked toward Naruto, Naruto's eyebrows were knitted together, Lee felt stupid now. Was it a stupid suggestion.
"LEE THATS A GREAT IDEA LETS GO-" They were about to take a step when….
"Go where exactly? And who's he?" Uh oh, busted. Sasuke stood there arms crossed and an angry look directed at the both of them. Naruto hugged Lee tightly like it was a lifeline. Lee hugged back just as tight.
"WELL MY YOUT-" Lee began.
"Lee" came a calm voice, tinted with anger and worry. "Where the hell have you been, you cant just- WHOS HE?" Okay now they were in a sticky situation. Some boy around there age too, who Naruto might have guessed was Lee's mate. Was standing a couple of metres away from them, he had blood red hair, pale skin and a raccoon tail and ears, he also had the raccoons trademark dark outer eyes.
"Come one Naruto your coming with me." Naruto suddenly became sad with the thought he'd have to leave his new found friend, Lee looked sad too, if the tears in his eyes were anything to go by and then. The tears flooded out and Lee and Naruto were sobbing.
"B-B-BUT WE DONT WANNA GOOOO!" Naruto said between sobs.
"GAARAS A MEANIE! I D-DONT WANNA G-GOOO!" Lee cried and hugged Naruto, with no sigh of letting go. Sasuke and Gaara looked at each other panic evident in their faces.
"Naruto, come on. You can see him later, i promise-" Then Naruto's mood changed again (Mwahhaa)
"NO, ITS ALWAYS NARUTO DO THIS, NARUTO DO THAT! YOU DONT LOVE ME! LEE UNDERSTANDS ME! RIGHT LEE!" He looked at Lee They were both crying, but now they were both very mad… at their mates, that is.
"RIGHT! I DONT WANNA GO BACK YOUR MEAN AND I DONT GET TO PLAY, WERE LEAVING YOU, AND NEVER COMING BACK!" Naruto 'Hmped' which was his 'agreeing' and they stood up to leave.
"Lee wait, I'm sorry." they kept walking arm in arm. Gaara sighed, so he's have to use 'that' huh, very well. "Lee if you don't come you know what will happen don't you." Le stopped dead in his tracks.
"You wouldn't dare." he turned around and looked at Gaara, worry, anger and a little threat in his voice.
"Oh, but I would, come back or… NO. MORE. COOKIES." A sweat drop was visible on Sasuke's forehead. 'This is what he's threatening him with it'll never-'
"NO GAARA PLEASE, NOT THE COOKIES I'LL COME JUST DONT HARM MY PRECIOUS BABIES, I JUST BAKED THEM YESTERDAY!" Lee pleaded. Naruto's ears perked up, he hadn't eaten for what seems like forever.
"Naruto, you have to come back too, ya know, i made ramen at home, but if you don't want it I could always-"
"NO SASUKE! I er.. mean, ahahaa, of course ill come back, i was just messing with you Sasuke…ahaa" Sasuke held his arms open and Naruto looked at Lee then and Sasuke and Gaara. "Sasuke…? can Lee come with us! WE CAN ALL MAKE COOKIES TOGETHER!" Naruto shouted and Lee perked up.
"YES THAT A WONDERFUL IDEA, WE CAN ALL BAKE COOKIES AND EAT RAMEN!" Naruto looked at Lee, he pulled his lips together and tears began to form in his eyes.
"LEE WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN ALL MY LIFE! WHY AM I JUST MEETING YOU NOW! RAMEN AND COOKIES! ITS LIKE WE WERE MENT FOR EACH OTHER!" Naruto hugged him again. While this was going on Sasuke and Gaara had been talking.
"okay, Okay you too, lets all go back to the compound then" Sasuke said and they all walked together talking about the wonder of Ramen and cookies. We'll Lee and Naruto were talking, and… skipping… together… holding hands. 'great' thought Naruto and Gaara. 'well at least there happy, this could be a good thing… maybe...'
-TO BE CONTINUED-
Me: So what did everyone think? Amzing, i know right. i have a gift.
Sasuke: putt.
"Me excuse me what was that? Maybe Naruto needs more angry mood swings.
Sasuke: WHAT! no, well i was just saying it was amazing especially the bit about the cookies!
Me: Yeah that what i thought.
Lee: I LOVED IT, IT WAS SO YOUTHFUL!
Naruto: and the RAMEN, I LOVED IT!
me: oh you guys tsp it, im blushing!
Everyone: …
Me: HEY WHY'D YOU STOP? Anywayyy i hoped everyone liked it. SHOUT OUT TO " Just-another-teenage-dirtbag " ;D