- Shenanigans

Author: insaneradio.

Disclaimer: I don't own Merlin. If I did, I wouldn't be writing fanfiction.

Pairings: None.

Spoilers: Yay for no spoilers.

Rated: K+

Author's Note: Oh look, I'm back! Oh look, it's a drabble! Maybe I've caught the drabble vibe. Drabble flu? The drabble disease? Whatever it's called, lolwut.

Aaaanyway, a bit of good ol' humour right here. I don't know if I want to make this one of those fics with eternal drabbles in it like everyone else, so if you like it, and want more, please drop me by a review to let me know?

Please? Reviews are like drugs. Well, sort of. Not that I take drugs. ._.

...Onto the drabble!


The raven-haired manservant sauntered across the room with deluded determination, grinning drunkenly from ear-to-ear.

"Allo thar, m'layday," Merlin drawled, leering at the over-the-top wall decoration, proving that it was possible for him to make less sense than usual. . "S'a fine ev'nin', izzit n't?"

No-one else seemed to realise that the young warlock was attempting to woo an inanimate object.

Well, no-one except Arthur and Gwaine.

Gwaine found it hilarious. Arthur questioned Merlin's mental health.

Neither man could take their eyes off of the sight, frozen to the spot by the sheer hilarity of Merlin hitting on anything at all.