Once upon a time, I just sat here….
That's a weird way to start a story huh? Well whatever. I'm bored I don't know why aunt Petunia locked me up again. Is it really my fault the eggs burned? I mean how can I clean and cook at the same time can I? Am I magic or something? What if I am? That would so cool.
Naw, magic doesn't exist, aunt and uncle said so and they don't lie that much.
~grumble grumble~
Oh I'm hungry. Guess I just gotta sit here and pout again…
A spider!! He He, it wiggles. I wonder how it tastes…
Ooo crunchy!
All done!!!