"La La La La La La! WEEEEEE!" I cry as I spin in circles. I try to stop and find myself stumbling like a drunk.
Skip Skip Skippity Skip! I fall from the couch to the floor, laughing hysterically. Maybe I've had too much sugar. Nah. There is no such thing.
"Hermione?" Ron says as he walks down the stairs.
"What?" I say brightly, stopping my rolling around on the floor to look up at him.
"What are you doing and what are you on?"
He is sooooo clueless sometimes. "Why, of course, I'm having fun!"
"Seriously, what are you on?"
"Well, I'm pretty sure it's sugar unless somebody spiked my food. Hmmm… maybe that's it although I did have two bowls of Chocolate Sugar Flakes with chocolate chips in them this afternoon as a snack." I clap my feet together repeatedly, and then stand up and begin to hop in circles. Fully dizzy, I fall into somebody's arms.
"Hermione, are you okay?" Harry asks.
"I'm not sure," is my reply. I am set upright and start jumping rope with an invisible jump rope. "Pancakes! Pancakes! Pineapple Pancakes! Oh!" I drop my invisible rope. I run over to some boy sitting on a chair and practically jump on top of him exclaiming, "Pineapple pancakes sound REALLY yummy!"
"Hermione, I think you're scaring him," Ron tells me.
"Oopsy-Daisy! Sorry." I remove myself from the chair and scurry over to Harry and Ron. "Come on! We have to get some pineapple pancakes!" Then I drag them out of the common room by their wrists, singing "Pancakes! Pancakes! Pineapple Pancakes!" very loudly and obnoxiously.
Skipping along to the kitchens, I suddenly collide (collide is a funny word. I mean seriously [Ha Ha! Siriusly!] like who came up with that word? It's like two lids! Ha Ha!) with someone who is none other than Draco Malfoy. I find myself on top of him and grinning wildly. I get to my knees and pull on his hand to lift him up, but instead I end up falling backwards. Pop! I'm now lying on my back with my feet in the air surrounded by bubble wrap. Bubble wrap! I roll around on it, loving the little popping noises it makes. "Pop! Pop! Pop!" I yell. I start to kick and scream as somebody strong lifts me from the amazing bubble wrap covered ground. "Put me down! I wanna play with the bubble wrap!" I must sound like a whiny baby. Oh well. Too soon, I am back on my feet and the bubble wrap has been vanished. I put on my best pouty puppy face and act like I'm about to cry.
"Remember the pineapple pancakes, Hermione?" Ron says. Oh yeah! I immediately brighten up. I forgot about those. I start spinning off towards the kitchens again, but don't get very far before I have to sit down on the shiny floor because I'm dizzy. Ooo, shiny! I love shiny things! Pretty shiny floor! "Up-sy Daisy," I tell myself loudly as I stand up again. Remembering the earlier bubble wrap incident, I run full speed backwards (I actually run backwards!) screaming "Draco Malfoy, I love you!" and covering my trail with bubble wrap. Harry and Ron are trying to keep up, but are failing like… like… hmm. What are they failing like? Three blind mice! (This realization starts me singing the old song). That's what they are, but there are only two of them. Hmmm… I got it! They're two purple mice! I wonder if pineapples can be purple. That would be sooooooooooooo cool! I mean like purple and yellow pineapple equals awesomeness! Oooo purple and yellow checkered pineapple! With magenta, no lime green, racing stripes!
By now I have attracted quite an audience. I wave, smile my award-winning goofy smile, and recommence yelling "Draco Malfoy, I love you!" Grabbing a fedora from some guy, I place it on my head and fling my tie around my neck diva-style. Finally reaching my destination, I throw my arms around Malfoy's neck and kiss him square on the lips. (Why do they say "square on the lips"? Why not circle or maybe isosceles trapezoid? [A/N: Sorry, I had geometry today and we learned about isosceles trapezoids] Trapezoids, especially isosceles ones, are perfectly good shapes. I mean lips are not even square-shaped, so why is the saying "square on the lips"? Oh well). As quickly as it started, I unclamp my arms and resume skipping off towards the kitchens, popping bubble wrap all the way, to invent pineapple-orange-coconut-banana-almond pancakes.
- - Later - -
After eating my fill of pineapple-orange-coconut-but not banana (the kitchens were out of them)-almond pancakes, I begin to get sleepy. I collapse into Harry's lap and fall asleep as the last of my sugar rush fades away.