once upon a time there wwas a princess named davve he wwas vvery pretty an his hair wwas long an pretty an almost wwhite he had vvery pale skin like snow and his cheeks wwere rosy and he wwas so sexy that the evvil john human egbert wwould wwhisk him awway in the evvil castle the evvil john human egbert wwould lock up princess sexy face davve in a castle evvery chance he got there wwas oonly one wwho could savve the princess THE STRONG CHISELED SEXY MOTHERGLUBBIN PRINCE OF HOPE ERIDAN AMPORA the strong chiseled sexy motherglubbing prince of hope eridan ampora wwould go through many many many many many journies to savve the princess these advventures wwere so gruesome they could nevver evver be described in detail like one time he had to fight the evvil wwitch knowwn as jade harley wwhile she wwas vvery hot and pretty he had to karate chop her back to earth he didnt happen to havve his harpoon that day but he still wwon the only thing the strong chiseled sexy motherglubbin prince of hope eridan ampora could nevver wwin wwas his heart but one day he got an urgent call from him ooh mr ampora ooh i need your help changing this light bulb And then they did it.
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