"Okay...okay, fine. I'll be there," he sighs. He was supposed to have the night off.

Mako open the cabinet where he kept the officer's uniform he had worn every single day for the past five years. He wiped his palm across his face when he noticed it was missing.

"Honey, where is my uniform?" he yelled, pacing through the house rapidly, looking in any corner to find the metal uniform which was regulation for every police officer.

"What?" Korra tried to sound as innocent as possible. She knew who had been on the phone. She had asked Lin specifically not to ask Mako in to work tonight, in addition to his request for time off. She'd better have a damn good reason for making Mako need his uniform.

"WHERE is my UNIFORM?" Mako continued rushing through the house, looking in the kitchen, laundry room, dining room, over and over trying to find the large metal suit. It wasn't easy to hide.

"I, uh, put it away!" Korra yelled back, trying to pacify him, or make him give it up.

"Where?"

"Why do you need to know?"

"I need it!"

"Uh-uh! Don't even think about running off to Chief Beifong!" Korra screams from the baby's room. "Asami's been planning this rehearsal dinner for four months!"

"The public is in danger!" Korra knows enough about the public being in danger. That's why she'd special requested other backup to handle whatever might happen the night before his brother's wedding...which she knew was more important due to all the money Asami had spent on it.

"Asami's wedding is in danger!"

"You tell me where my uniform is, woman!" Mako yells, looking out from a door to glare down the hall into his daughter's room. "We are talking about the greater good!"

"Greater good?" Korra appears, her hair falling out of its bun due to the wild grasping and pulling of the screaming baby in her arms. Her blue eyes are wide, and she is livid. "I am your wife! I am the greatest 'good' you are EVER gonna get!"

Mako hangs his head and walks back to the phone to call the Chief.


AN: Okay, this is complete crack. I saw this photoset on tumblr of Frozone arguing with his wife and thought that this would totally happen. Maybe?

Back to writing normal things!