Disclaimer: If I did own Naruto, Shikamaru would be dead from fighting Hidan, Kurenai would fight a bit better, and the Akatsuki would own a village, like Orochi-san
An Akatsuki Christmas
Chapter 1
"Attention everyone, please come to the meeting room for a special announcement" the overhead speakers blared.
Itachi looked up from the book he was reading, glasses on his nose, coal-black eyes scanning the room. He got up and exited the room.
Kisame was snoring, and the speakers, which had since fallen on the ground by his bed, blared close to him, and he proceeded to cuss the poor inanimate object out while putting on his cloak.
Deidara and Sasori were arguing about art when the announcement was made. Deidara, attempting to show his danna the "true meaning of art", had made a bird out of clay with the intention of blowing it up, but the obscenely loud speakers made his chakra fluctuate, and he blew it up in his hands, much to Sasori's annoyance. They both left the room in a hurry to escape the wrath of the sprinklers overhead.
Zetsu was attempting to explain to Tobi how birds flew, both sides of him trying to correct the other while the patient Tobi just sat there listening to them bicker. He jumped when the speakers went off and rushed out of the room, Zetsu following slowly after.
Kakuzu had been counting money in his room when the announcement made him lose count. After a LONG chain of curses and insults, he got up to get Hidan.
Hidan, of course, had been praying to his god when Kakuzu made the mistake of bursting in. Hidan had cussed him out and chased him to the meeting room as fast as his legs could carry him.
When they all got to the meeting room, Pein came out, chewing on what seemed to be peppermint, Konan obviously chewing the same thing.
"Now, you all must be wondering why I have called you here. Well, I'll get to that, but first, everyone have a peppermint" Pein said.
After everyone had taken one and were contently chewing on the candies, Pein went on.
"Now, I understand this year I've been giving you an excess of missions, and you all need a break-" Pein was cut off.
"Damn right, we all need a break!" Hidan yelled, with everyone grunting or murmuring an agreement.
Pein made a disturbed face, which looked pretty intimidating with the numerous peircings on his face.
"Again, you obviously need a break, so, I'm declaring a two month long Christmas Break." Pein finished.
Tobi shouted with happiness, Deidara grinned and Hidan cussed numerous times in happiness, though any sane person would have thought he was angry.
"So, If anyone, I mean anyone, wants to help with the decorations, step forward, now" Pein said.
Tobi happily bounded up, dragging an unhappy Zetsu behind him. Hidan didn't celebrate Christmas, but he stepped up anyway, pulling Kakuzu up just to piss him off. Deidara was yelling to Sasori about "How FUN it'll be, un!" while forcefully dragging said puppet man up to the front. Itachi just went up so he could pester the others, and Kisame stepped up because he wanted to.
"Good, good. Now, for the supplies…" Pein announced.
"Hidan, you are in charge of getting the lights and setting them up, Kakuzu, you're in charge of budgeting the money and seeing how much of anything we need. Deidara and Sasori, you both get a tree, a LARGE tree, not like Charlie Brown, and ornaments. Itachi and Kisame, you will decorate the tree and the mailbox and such. Tobi and Zetsu will go to get extra supplies for Christmas things. " Pein said.
"Leader-sama, what will you be doing?" Tobi asked innocently.
"I will be in charge of mapping out where everything will go. Hurry up, Christmas is in two weeks!" Pein snapped.
Everyone disbanded to their jobs.