The Not-So-Innocent Quatre

by hells-angel1

Quatre. He has those big puppy dog eyes and that sweet little smile. He's so innocent-looking. But we find out that Quatre isn't quite as innocent as we once thought him to be. Read and find out what he did...or who he did

Disclaimer: I do not own Gundam Wing so stop rubbing it in.............

The Not-So-Innocent Quatre

Heero: *takes out gun*

Duo: why you....you!! Put that away it won't work

Heero: *shakes head* no *points gun at Maxwell* It won't hurt one bit

Duo: I wouldn't if I were you

Heero: *shoots Maxwell* *Maxwell gets squirted with a barrage of water* And you wonder why I never shoot that gun

Duo: *is wet* oohhh refreshing

Heero: *puts away gun*

Duo: *relaxes on the couch* I knew that you wouldn't shoot me with the real thing

Heero: wanna bet Maxwell?

Duo: you couldn't do it the last time so you lose

Heero: *pulls out real gun and aims at Maxwell's head*

Duo: *licks lips* hmm sticky situation *hits the gun away and grabs Heero's arm* Big mistake *flips him*

Heero: *gets up unharmed* *grabs gun back* *aims it at Maxwell* *shoots him*

Duo: *misses*

Heero: *jumps behind Maxwell and shoots again and hits him*

Duo: yelp!

Heero: okay now you know I'll shoot you if need be

Duo: I'm still alive and unharmed

Heero: so let's get you to a hospital now and repair that hole in your back

Duo: don't need to

Heero: whatever

Heero: but I'll shoot you if I have to

Duo: 3 words Bullet Proof Outfit! *laughs*

Heero: but not sword proof *takes out sword and stabs Maxwell*

Duo: ow *holds side*

Heero: okay how about we go to that hospital now?

Duo: Trying to kill me are you? limps to the bathroom

Heero: no hospital? alright

Duo: Wait let's go

Heero: okay

Duo: i hate hospitals but I'll go

Heero: *steals Maxwell's car and drives him to the hospital*

Duo: ow

Heero: *checks him in with the doctor* *sits in the waiting room*

Duo: * comes out looking pissed I have 16 stiches thanks alot *winces*

Heero: Let's go Maxwell *drives Maxwell home*

Duo: ow had to stab me just had to do it

Heero: you asked for it

Duo: No I didn't

Heero: you said I wouldn't dare shoot you You had a bullet proof outfit so I had to prove to you I'd kill you anyway but I didn't kill you

Duo: I didn't ask you to turn me into a Gundam pilot on a stick! ok? you had to prove your point by stabbing me!

Heero: I wasn't going to waste bullets when you had a bullet proof outfit on

Duo: hmm now I can't swim, can't tan...I'm bed bound

Heero: *sits down* *pulls out laptop* *starts enetering and retrieving data*

Duo: why? because some nut decided to turn me into a... what are you doing now?

Heero: Hey could you keep it quiet over there

Duo: Humph I'm going to bed walks to bed *stitches hurt* goes to see what Heero's doing

Heero: *is at laptop*

Duo: *looks innocent *sabotages laptop*

Heero: *looks at laptop* too bad that was the wrong one *pulls out another laptop*

Duo: what? damn!

Heero: *goes back to what he was doing*

Duo: Humph looks over his shoulder

Heero: get away maxwell

Duo: WHAT'S THIS?!

Heero: *closes laptop*

Heero: stop it Maxwell

Duo: I KNEW YOU WAS A FREAK! YOU DIRTY MINDED

Heero: It's just the plans Oz has for the new Mobile Dolls!!!!! chill Maxwell

Duo: yeah right *snickers*

Heero: whatever *smacks him in the head and yanks his braid*

Duo: I read your laptop while you didn't know about it :P

Heero: *walks out* it was plans for the Dolls from Oz Max

Duo: Sure they were

Heero: okay what were they then

Duo: I'm not telling :P grabs a diskette

Heero: *hops in Gundam after beating the crap outta Duo*

Duo: I got all that too

Heero: too bad this was Barton's laptop and not mine

Duo: ha ha and on the disk

Heero: blackmail on Barton

Duo: is every file on the wing zero and i know that someone writes things down

Heero: it is not that was Barton's laptop

Duo: well, I know now what I wanted to know

Heero: those were the files on Heavyarms

Duo: that's where you're wrong dearest

Heero: *pulls out diskette from pocket* and these are the files that you have of Hilde

Duo: *loads disk into his laptop

Heero: one picture she's wearing a skimpy bathing suit another she's wearing some lingerie

Duo: and opens it to reveal not Heavyarms, but Wing Zero!

Heero: hey Maxwell you been spying on Hilde? *grabs diskette and smashes it to pieces*

Heero: *grabs all copies of the diskette and smashes them to pieces* *grabs laptop and all other laptops and smahes them to pieces* okay now tell me why you have these pictures of Hilde almost naked

Duo: Ha ha

Heero: tell me Maxwell why all these files of yours I found in Deathscythe are of an almost naked Hilde and...*gets a little pissed but doesn't show it* Relena in a bikini

Duo: nani? *looks innocent.* looks at computer then laughs

Heero: what is it

Duo: THAT'S NOT MY COMPUTER AND THOSE ARN'T MY FILES! AND THAT'S NOT SHINIGAMI! SORRY HEERO

Heero: must be Sandrock then

Duo: YOU WON'T GET DIRT ON ME

Heero: it's black but has no wings

Heero: and no scythe

Duo: sANDROCK DECIDED TO GO IN STYLE

Heero: okay these are the files i got from Sandrock not Deathscythe

Duo: THAT'S RIGHT

Heero: boy will Hilde and Relena be surprised to find out that the innocent Quatre's been spying on them

Duo: He's a little freaky thing Trying to get dirt on me that's funny but,

Heero: *eyes widen* he's got porn photos of Lady Une and Lucrenzia Noin!

Duo: THE LITTLE FREAK!! BOY ZECHS AND TREIZE ARE GOING TO GET PRETTY PISSED WHEN THEY SEE THOSE

Heero: *looks through some more files*

Duo: OH NO!

Heero: omg!

Duo: LOOK *falls I'm not seeing TROWA IN LA BUFF!! *covers eyes*

Heero: he's got porn photos of Relena, Hilde, Sally, Dorothy, Catherine and omg! he's got porn photos of Trowa and Wufei too!

Duo: THIS IS RICH!! I TOLD YOU

Heero: blakcmail! *smiles* now I can get revenge

Duo: *SMILES BACK* WANT ME TO HELP

Heero: wait there are more files

Duo: oh

Heero: *looks through'em*

Duo: *looks over Heero's shoulder & Screams out laughing* Look!

Heero: he's got porn photos of every Oz woman!

Duo: shoot

Heero: you gotta go Maxwell?

Duo: Look in there...*points at red box* no I'M STAYING this is too good now *points to the red box* i want to see what's in there

Heero: *closes down laptop* Quatre's gonna be mad and oh are Treize and Zechs going to be pissed. Zechs especially. porn photos of the one he loves and his baby sister! *finishes closing down laptop* okay now let's see what this box holds

Duo: come on. let's do it

Heero: you open it Maxwell. go on

Duo: *opens it and Gasps* OH MY GOD!!! *COVERS EYES

Heero: *peers into box* *shakes head* Zechs is going to be really pissedshots of his mother, lover, and baby sister all butt-naked. Treize is going to be mad tooshots of Lady Une and his daughter butt-naked. Quatre's a sick little thing. *closes box*

Duo: What should we do?

Heero: Aren't you the least bit mad he has porn photos of Hilde?

Duo: no. I never liked her that way

Heero: okay now we have a mission to go on *takes laptop and hops into his Gundam*

Duo: WAIT FOR ME OW!!

Heero: *waits for Maxwell* hurry up Maxwell

Duo: *goes to his gundam*

Heero: we can't be late for this one

Duo: I have stitches *Starts up the gundam* Well come on

Heero: COMM TO TREIZE AND ZECHS"We request a meeting with you regarding Operation Meteor and your family members."END OF COMM

Duo: Oh man

Treize"Meet Zechs and I at Oz's new Lunar Base."END

Duo: *snickers*

Zechs"We'll be waiting for you."END

Heero: *closes channel*

Duo: lucky I have popcorn

Heero: okay Maxwell let's go

Duo: sure

Heero: *blasts off to Oz's Lunar Base*

Duo: *follows* wuss *goes on*

Heero: *flies ahead of Duo* forgot my laptop *pushes to max speed*

Duo: Mr. Forgetfull

Heero: shut up Maxwell

Duo: :P

Heero: *docks on spaceship* *gets out of Gundam* "Zechs. Treize. We have some rather interesting information for you to see. But I suggest we go to an Oz briefing room."

Treize: "Follow me"

Heero: *follows Treize and Zechs*

Duo: Just leave me in the dust *catches up*

Heero: *walks in to Oz's briefing room*

Duo: *kicks Heero in the shins*

Heero: *karate chops Duo in the neck*

Duo: that's for leaving me..Ow

Heero: *sits at table* *pulls out laptop* *pops in diskette* "Look at these photos Treize."

Duo: *sits next to Heero and muffles laughing fit* *snorts*

Treize: *eyes widen* those are photos of my wife and daughter!

Duo: *falls back on the chair

Treize: And they aren't wearing anything!

Duo: *Screams* *face is red*

Treize: Who took these photos?!? I demand to know who took them!

Duo: *catches breath* Q...Qu...*Laughs again

Heero: Shut up Maxwell

Duo: sorry!

Heero: The pilot of Gundam 04 took these photos

Duo: *tries to look serious* The Little freak! *laughs again* there's more

Treize: What?!? I'll kill him! Lady Une get Tallgeese II ready

Duo: show 'em Heero!! *howls*

Heero: Zechs you look at these

Zechs: What is it?

Heero: Just look

Duo: you're in for a BIG Shockgot any food?

Zechs: That little asshole! He's going to pay! Photos of my mother, baby sister and Miss Noin in the nude! I'm going to kill him!

Duo: Maybe I'll stop...That's it! *leaves the room!

Zechs: Noin get Epyon ready for me

Duo: *laughter is echoed through the halls

Lady Une: *walks in and sees pictures on screen* Miss Noin can you please come in here for a second

Duo: LMAO!!!!! uh oh! Time for PMS!

Lady Une: And bring Miss Relena with you

Duo: ooooooooooooo

Noin: Comming!

Duo: This is great! This is soo funny!

Noin: *walks in with Relena* You wanted to see me Kernal?

Lady Une: Heero show them the pictures

Noin: Oh my god! *covers screen* Zechs where'd you get those pictures?!?

Duo: Tell her Heero, tell her the dark secret

Heero: Zechs didn't take them. The pilot of Gundam 04 did.

Duo: *stuffs his braid into his mouth* *Nods in agreement*

Relena: Quatre? Quatre took these pictures?!? *gets enraged* Why I'll kill that dirty little bastard!

Duo: Spits braid during a laughing fit

Noin: That asshole is going to pay!

Heero: There's more.

Duo: *sits on the table*

Treize: Lady Une look at these pictures

Lady Une: *looks at pictures* What?!?!?!?!? These are pictures of when we had sex!

Trieze: *sweatdrops*

Zechs: Treize.......

Heero: Wait there's more

Duo: Laughs

Treize: Isn't that enough?!? Pictures of me and Une having sex *swetadrops* my daughter naked and Zechs's entire family naked?!?

Heero: Stilll there's more

Duo: Laughs

Relena: That's Dorothy!

Heero: Here's a video clip you might want to see Miss Dorothy

Dorothy: *pops in* What's everyone doing here?

Duo: snickers

Relena: Come see this Dorothy

Duo: being exposed

Dorothy: *looks at computer screen*

Duo: *does the cross and prays*

Dorothy: I can't believe Quatre did this! He put this video clip of us on the web! And we're having sex in it!

Relena: Miss Dorothy!

Duo: *snickers while he prays*

Dorothy: I'm going to kill that little loud-mouthed pervert!

Heero: *shows them the porn photos of every Oz woman, Hilde, Relena, Dorothy, Sally, Catherine, Trowa and Wufei*

Everyone but Heero and Duo: *runs out and hops in Mobile Suits* *take off to kill Gundam 04 and it's pilot*

A/N: I know this isn't much but a friend of mine and I thought it would be funny if everyone found out that Quatre wasn't the innocent boy he appears to be. So we wrote this. Hope you enjoyed it. PLEASE REVIEW!!!!!!!!