so once upon a time eridan wwas sittin there

he wwas pretty hot

he had really big eyes an his tongue wwas pretty hot because his tongue wwas jsut out there, lickin tavv allllll ovver

it wwas really hot

an then kar came in

he wwas all like

ooh eri wwill you leavve tavv for me

and eri wwa sall like

no

so kar cried for days

no

swweeps

500 swweeps

but then eri thought it ovver for a moment

wwait kar

he cried out as kar wwas about to commit suicide

kar wwas cuttin himself an tryin to hang himself

actually he cut himself on a regular basis because he wwas emo

emo people are hot

so kar wwas all like

ooh eri savve me from this life

and then they becme matesprits

it wwas hot

and then tavv came out an said

oh eri i left you so i could havve hot yaoiz wwith gam sorry but i just dont lovve you anymore

so eri and kar wwere sad since they couldnt havve a sexy sex sexy threesome

but that wwas fine

tavv kind of sucked at sexy sex sexy threesomes anywways

but then that bitch fef came up

she wwas ugly

her hair wwas a mess

an eri wwas angry wwith her

she wwouldnt let him get past first base

wwhat do you need fef

eri demanded in his erotic vvoice

fef began to sob

i wwant you back eri

i lovve you and sol really sucks

but eri jsut ignore her

and continued to make out wwith kar

but then her cryin got annoyin

so he decided to make her his moirail again

the end