Dentists

The sick, evil man came towards him, tools whirling and glinting in the dim light of the room. He was squirming, struggling to be freed from his fate, but Fate cannot be escaped. Strapped to the chair, he sits quietly and awaits the torture that is bound to come. "Just one tooth..." the evil man muttered. "Just one is all it takes...but it seems you don't have any teeth, do you my friend?" The man said 'friend' as nastily as a demon. "I suppose we'll just have to extract...your whole beak!" He laughed manically. As the insane man came towards him with his blades spinning, he heard someone cry out his name. Then, an invisible force shook him in his seat and-

"Kowalski!" Skipper shook him awake. "Ugh...what just happened?" Kowalski muttered, still half-asleep. "You were tossing and turning and eventually fell out of the bed screaming." Kowalski looked down to see that he was definitely not in his bunk. "Oh..." Kowalski said. "I...can explain..." "Save me the words, soldier. Just go back to sleep." Skipper yawned. "It's two in the morning..." "Okay, Skipper." Kowalski went back to his bunk, and as soon as he lay down, he fell asleep. Pretty soon, he was dreaming about the happy marriage of him and Doris the dolphin.

Needles

He battled against the cage, as though he were a ferocious tiger escaping from the zoo. He will not let this happen to him or his team! Suddenly, his worst enemy appeared from the shadows. "Well, well, pen-gyoo-win, it seems you have fallen right into my trap!" the one-eyed dolphin said. "I have a special potion composed by the finest scientific materials-" He paused. Sure enough, he got a soft response, accompanied by a head banging on the bars of the cage. "Always! Get! The good stuff!" "Soon, you shall be injected with the-" A deep, robotic voice boomed: "DESTROYIFIER!" "-and you shall be destroyed once and for all, pen-gyoo-wins!" the maniac dolphin continued. "Skippah, we aren't really going to die, right?" Private asked his leader with hopeful eyes. He hated lying to him, but he wanted at least one of them to have hope. "Yes, young Private, we'll get out of this. You'll see." In reality, there was no means of escape. Their cage was metal, then surrounded by electricity, then there were the laser guns. Rico already had his stomach emptied by the evil dolphin, so they really had nothing. Blowhole pressed a button on his segway-like machine, and a robotic arm came with a needle filled with doomful-looking green liquids. Skipper screamed out, "NEEEEEDLE!" and heard Private's voice yell out-

"Skippah! Are you all right?" Private said as shook Skipper from his nightmare. "What just happened?" Skipper asked in a demanding, and slightly freaked out, tone."Well, you weren't waking up, and then all of a sudden you screamed out the word 'needle!'. Did you have a nightmare?" Private asked. "Well...yes. It was just a bad dream." Skipper climbed out of his bunk and went to go get his usual morning cup of coffee.