Once upon a time in an alternate world called namek, Goku and his Z Warriors lived happily after Majin Buu was killed "MMMMMMMM" Goku screamed as he chomped down on a sandwich. "Where's Gohan?" asked Goku. "Oh He's upstairs studying." replied Chi-Chi. "ALL DONEE!" screamed the Gohan when he finished his schoolwork. It was heard throughout the world "SHUT UP." screamed all the citizens of Namek. "SORRY" Gohan replied. Chi-Chi walked in the room and slapped Gohan on his head and made him continue his work. "Dammit" Gohan yelled. "OH MY GOSH. NO CURSING IN THIS HOUSE YOUNG MAN!" Chi-chi kicked Gohan and he flew through the roof and disappeared in the sky. "Who are you?" Gohan asked the people sleeping in the air next to them. "TO PROTECT THE WORLD FROM DEVASTATION. TO UNITE ALL PEOPLES WITHIN OUR NATION. TO DENOUNCE THE EVILS OF TRUTH AND LOVE. JESSE. JAMES. TEAM ROCKET BLAST OFF TO THE SPEED OF LIGHT. MEEEOWTH THAT'S RIGHT" Gohan looks puzzled. "Yeah we've been up here for a while." team rocked said. Back at Goku's house, a gigantic pink ball appeared in the house. "Who the hell are you?" asked Chi-Chi. "IM KIRBY! I SUCK THINGS UP AND TAKE THEIR POWERS!" "Well that's interes- KA- ME- HA- ME- HA!" Goku blasted Kirby into little pieces of Big League Chew. "MMMMM" Goku said as he chomped down on the Kirbyfied Big League Chew. "Its Even better than Chi-Chi's sandwich." Chi-Ch- grabbed a pan and hit Goku on his head. Then, Goku grew a blank stare. "I feel a strong power level far away. I must find it". Goku flew out of the house. Gohan randomly fell in his arms while he was flying and took him too. Then, a black aura formed. Two mysterious dark figures formed behind the mist. "Who are you guys?" asked Goku. " I……am Ryou Bakura" said one figure. "And...I…….am Malik Ishtar." said the other. "AND WE CHALLENGE YOU TO A DUEL!" screamed the both of them. "But dad….what do we duel them with? Are powers?" asked Gohan." "NO IDIOTS!" said Ryou. "You use these!" Malik held up his deck of Duel monster cards. "But we don't have any…" said Gohan. "DON'T WORRY! WITH THE HELP OF BULLSYEYE DEPARTMENT STORES, AND A SMALL FEE OF 1654 YEN, YOU CAN HAVE YOUR OWN DUEL MASTERS CARDS!" Out of the grass, Ami and Yumi held out 2 decks of Duel Masters Decks. "YES! NOW WE CAN DEFEAT THEM IN A DEUL AND LIVE IN PEACE WITH OUR FAMILY ONCE AGAIN!" said Goku."Did some one say FAMILY?" said a mysterious voice. "OH MY GOD, ANOTHER INTERUPTION?" yelled Ryou. Jounouchi came out of the sky and sang "We Are Family" and turned into dust.
"I'm tired of all this waiting." Said Goku. KA- ME- HA- ME- HA! Goku and Gohan blasted Ryou and Malik into little DDR arrows. Then, Goku and Gohan went to Cold Stone and had ice-cream while Jounouchi reappeared and sang "We Are Family".
End