Summary: Karaoke night! One-Shot
Disclaimer: i do not own naruto or the akatsuki...darn-.-
Sasori glared at all of them, this was that idiot Tobi's idea to have a karaoke night with everyone on the base. He sent his gaze to the fish-man on the "stage" that Deidara and Tobi constructed for tonight.
Kisame found the perfect song that was sure to crack some smiles, he pressed a few buttons on the machine and grabbed the microphone from a giggling Tobi.
He smirked "This one is dedicated to my dear friend," he smiled evily, "Sasori."
If looks could kill the red head would have already placed the fish in the grave.
Words popped up on the screen and Kisame Started to sing
"Gotta get this party started!"
"Its all around me
And I cant wish this away
You so amaze me,
You took my monster away"
The members that knew this song chuckled, kisame was so dead as soon as he stepped off that stage. But the Fish-man carried on,
"Want to cut all my strings and break,"
Sasori twitched, he started planning ways to get back at the idiot, ranking right up on his list of annoying things was to bring up the subject of Pinocchio or any puppet related humor. His were works of art, not flimsy ideas of an old man.
"Everybody, shake your body
Lift your hands, stop frontin'
Kisame pointed a large blue finger at the red head
"Your just a puppet!"
Everyone burst out laughing, well if you consider everyone to be Tobi, Deidara, Sakura, and Kisame. The rest turned to their usual masks of indifference, but only after allowing themselves a smirk.
Sasori however walked up to the stage and grabbed kisame by the collar, "kisame?"
Kisame decided to press his luck, never let it be said that Kisame didn't like to take chances, "Yeah Pinocchio?"
The red head adopted a look of pure evil, hell even Hidan felt a shiver at the change in the atmosphere.
"I like my fish Fried and particularly with a large stick skewering them."
*A few hours later*
"You wanted to see me Leader-sama?" Sasori looked toward the pierced man.
"Yes, may I ask why Kisame was found dangling from the topmost tower in our base, with minor burns and splinters covering his body?" Pein glared at the ex-suna nin. "Sakura-san was most displeased to clean him up at 4 in the morning. I believe she had a few choice words to describe you with." He smirked.
Sasori had the nerve to smirk "I do not like to be toyed with."
Pein sighed and glared at the man, "This will not happen again. Do you understand?"
"Hai Leader-sama." Sasori turned and walked out of the room.
A/N: Yes, Sakura is in the akastuki. Thats how my mind works i like Saku in it so deal with it=)