Ash walks into the Temple of Holy Lords, floating 200 ft in the sky. He drops some shit on the floor. "Oh silly me!" he exclaims, embarrassed.
Ignacio enters the scene, tiptoeing to ensure Ash doesn't see him. Then he simply says, "Oh."
Ash bumps into Ignacio.
Enraged, Ignacio grabs Ash by the neck and says "Pleasure time."
Ash says, "Oh."
Ignacio replies with "You ever seen Master balls in real life?"
Ash struggles to reply with his throat being clenched by Ignacio. He mutters "No, and I don't want to"
Ignacio looks upset, and says, "Hey...I was gonna offer you some Pokeballs for free but I guess you don't want them."
Ash simply says, "Oh."
They part ways and they never see each other again.
10 years later
Ash is now still 10 years old and Ignacio is 40.
Iggy grabs Ash, and stuff happens and then 11 months later babby is formed.
Iggy eats it for a meal. Ash cries. They made more babbys to make up for their previous losses.
Iggy still ate them all. It was no use. Ash tried to get over it, but he ended up living a life as a recluse.
40 years later, they are dead...
jk Ash is still 10 years old, but he managed to still shit out like 40 babby meals for Iggy. Iggy ends up weighing 492,000 lbs and currently has a TV show to educate children about the dangers of childhood obesity.
Ash's Pikachu eventually has enough of his shit and Ash dies.
The End.