Written for comment_fic on Livejournal
Prompt was Bobby/anyone, Cupid's Arrow
"Bobby, how do you feel?" Sam asked as Bobby slowly came out of the daze to find himself lying on his couch.
"Like crap. What the hell happened?"
"You were under a witch's spell. A potion called 'Cupid's Arrow,' your book says it dates back to ancient Rome."
"Oh, shit."
"I guess that means you know what the potion does, then," Sam said with a grimace.
"And I also know that if the spell wore off, then I must have - oh, you idjits!!! What the hell happened to me! I thought we had each others' backs and now I find you let me paw on some poor woman."
"No, Bobby, I swear, we haven't left you alone."
"What the hell happened then? And where's your idjit brother?"
Sam didn't look Bobby in the eye. "He's sleeping in your guest room."
"What, did the princess get all tired out or something?"
Sam busied himself fluffing the couch pillows so he wouldn't have to look at Bobby as he casually noted, "Yeah, so apparently Dean has a policy where he never turns down sex from anyone."
Bobby looked confused briefly but then red shame spread across his face as he realized what happened. He covered his face with his hands and muttered, "I fucking hate Winchesters."