Readers, readers, everywhere. How in the world are you? I decided to post a story I was working on with a friend, just for the heck of it. We never finished because school ended, so I put a random ending. Here are the parts we played:

Kyle - Kyle7 (Me)

Stan - DolphinsAreCool (Liz)

Kenny - MyImmortalSoul (Liz)

Cartman - HitlerWasAwesome (Me) (Cartman's will change)

Butters - HelloKittyLover (Liz)

Damien - FuckTheWorld666 (Me)

Mr(s). Garrison - IAMAWOMAN (Liz)

Craig - FlipYouTheBird (Me)

Tweek - TooMuchPressure (Me)

Christophe - ZeMole96 (Me)

So let's get this going. I don't own South Park or any of it's characters. I make no money from this, and it was created to avoid paying attention in math class. :P

Kyle7; DolphinsAreCool; MyImmortalSoul; HitlerWasAwesome has logged on.

HitlerWasAwesome – Go away Kahl! No Jews allowed!
Kyle7 – Fuck you fatass, it's a free country!
DolphinsAreCool – You know you want to, Cartman
HitlerWasAwesome – What the hell?
Kyle7 – Stan! WTF!
DolphinsAreCool – this isn't Stan. Stan isn't cool enuff to think that one up
HitlerWasAwesome – Go to hell, Shelly! Put Stan on!
Kyle7 – Change your username, Cartman! Hitler sucked!
MyImmortalSoul – (mumbles)
Kyle 7 – Kenny, not funny. LOL. Type words!
MyImmortalSoul – Aww, you're no fun! So what's everybody doing?
DolphinsAreCool – watching porn and talking to you guys
HitlerWasAwesome – eating cheesypoofs
Kyle7 – Gross, put Stan on or I leave
HitlerWasAwesome – Leave, leave, leave, leave
DolphinsAreCool – what are you talking about? This is Stan, Shelly left already.
Kyle7 – Dude, u r watching porn? Can I come ovezdfdfr56ac782
HitlerWasAwesome – WTF?
Kyle7 – Sorry, Ike was being a dumbass
MyImmortalSoul – (laughing ass off)
DolphinsAreCool – Can we not control our siblings?

FlipYouTheBird has logged on.

FlipYouTheBird - _[]_

FlipYouTheBird has logged off. IAMAWOMAN has logged on.

IAMAWOMAN – give me back my baby!

IAMAWOMAN has logged off.

MyImmortalSoul – O.O
DolphinsAreCool – wtf?
Kyle7 – never!
HitlerWasAwesome – we stole it fair and square, Garrison!
MyImmortalSoul – you guys do realize she logged off rite?
Kyle7 – (shrugs) idgaf
DolphinsAreCool – I'm bored
MyImmortalSoul – me too.

TooMuchPressure has logged on.

TooMuchPressure – the gnomes!
KahlSuxs – go away coffee freak
Kyle7 – Cartman! I will kill you! Change your name!

HelloKittyLover has logged on.

HelloKittyLover – hey guys
KahlSuxs – I'm out, this chat room has gotten too…minority-fied.

KahlSuxs has logged off.

Kyle7 – Goodbye, fatass. DON'T COME BACK! Hey, Butters :)
HelloKittyLover – what are you guys up to?
TooMuchPressure – the gnomes took my underwear!
DolphinsAreCool – Tweek!
TooMuchPressure – Argh! Who are you! How do you know my name? Oh god, you're going to kill me!
This is too much pressure!

TooMuchPressure was disconnected.

Kyle7 – O_o
MyImmortalSoul – that guy needs to be decaffinated. I spell it how I want.

FlipYouTheBird has logged on.

FlipYouTheBird - _[]_

FlipYouTheBird has logged off.

DolphinsAreCool – Really, Craig?
MyImmortalSoul – Stan?
DolphinsAreCool – Yea?
MyImmortalSoul – what's with ur name?
Kyle7 – what's with your name, Kenny? ! Idk…
MyImmortalSoul – I die and come back. He thinks dolphins are cool, anyone see anything wrong with this picture?
Kyle7 – (sarcasm) sure you do, Kenny. Have you been cheesing again? And no, nothing is wrong with his name.
MyImmortalSoul – yes, but that's beside the point

FuckTheWorld666 has logged on.

FuckTheWorld666 – See you soon, Kenny. 3:)
Kyle7 – O_O
MyImmortalSoul – oh shit
DolphinsAreCool – what do you want, Damien?
FuckTheWorld666 – your head served at my dinner table

DolphinsAreCool has logged off.

MyImmortalSoul – did you really have to do that, Damien?
FuckTheWorld666 – I was only kidding…a little bit
Kyle7 – I need new friends…
MyImmortalSoul – don't we all?

ZeMole96 has logged on.

ZeMole96 – Kyle, don't be such a pussy
Kyle7 – fuck you!
ZeMole96 – maybe another time, mon cher ;)
MyImmortalSoul – you would like that, wouldn't you?
ZeMole96 – and you wouldn't?
MyImmortalSoul - …
Kyle7 – KENNY! WTF? !

KahlSuxs has logged on.

KahlSuxs – Jews can't be fucked
MyImmortalSoul – uh…

DolphinsAreCool has logged on.

DolphinsAreCool – leave him alone, Cartman!
Kyle7 – don't be such a jerk, fatass! You don't know what I do :(
FuckTheWorld666 – O_o
ZeMole96 – O_o
MyImmortalSoul – uh…I gotta go.

MyImmortalSoul has logged off.

KahlSuxs - …what do you do?
Kyle7 – change your name and I'll tell
DolphinsAreCool – O.O wow
ZeMole96 – Kyle, mon cher, tell me what you do
HitlerWasAwesome – happy?
Kyle7 – nope
HitlerWasAwesome – fuck you Kahl!
DolphinsAreCool – it's not my fault you want to
FuckTheWorld666 – I may pay you a visit Kyle. See you soon 3:)

FuckTheWorld666 has logged off.

Kyle7 – O.o should I be scared?
IH8Jews – yes
Kyle7 – Cartman!
IH8Jews – not changing it, u change urs!
HelloKittyLover – I'm gonna go get grounded. Ttyl

HelloKittyLover has logged off.

IH8Jews – so he gets grounded on purpose now?
ZeMole96 – apparently you fat fucker
DolphinsAreCool – This is one weird chat room.

MyImmortalSoul has logged on.

MyImmortalSoul – hey
Kyle7 – I'm not talking to you!

ZeMole96 has logged off.

MyImmortalSoul – why?
Kyle7 - …
MyImmortalSoul - :(
IH8Jews – Jewpacabra!
Kyle7 – shut up you fork!
IH8Jews – WTF?
MyImmortalSoul – …
Kyle7 – it means Fucking dORK! FORK!
IH8Jews – (whining) Kenny! Make Kahl stop!
MyImmortalSoul – I will have no part of this. Plus I don't think he'll listen to me
Kyle7 – yep
Kyle7 - …damn I talked to you :/
MyImmortalSoul – what's your problem?
DolphinsAreCool – What the fuck is going on?
Kyle7 – Kenny wants to fuck me!
IH8Jews – So? You have no problem about fucking Damien or Christophe
Kyle7 - …shut up you fatass fork
MyImmortalSoul – I'm not saying anything
MyImmortalSoul - …damnit
DolphinsAreCool – omg
Kyle7 – what? I was drunk that one time with Damien

AmazingAuthor has logged on

AmazingAuthor – ok, you guys are getting disconnected. This has gotten too weird. :/

AmazingAuthor has disconnected the whole chatroom.

Again, random ending. I'm too drained to think of a better one. I may make this a one-shot, I may make it multi-chaptered. I don't know, review me and tell me what you want.

Oh and if anyone wants to chat on facebook and be friends, pm me and let me know. I love making friends :D