Title: Taste Tester
Disclaimer: I do not own Sailor Moon.
Theme: Motoki--Tastes like chicken
Version: PGSM

"How is it?" Makoto asked her taste tester nervously.

"It's wonderful; really, you've outdone yourself. This is the best chicken I've ever—"

"Chicken?" They both held perfectly still at her tone. "Motoki, it's fish…"

"Well, you know what they say about everything: Tastes like chicken. And it's very good chicken, really… This isn't helping any, is it?"

"What will I do? This is a disaster."

"Could you say you meant it to be chicken?"

"It's for a seafood cook-off."

Motoki thought fast. "Chicken, the tuna of the sea. Or was it the other way around?"

With a laugh, Makoto kissed her husband on the forehead. "Thank you dear, but no, you're not helping."