Command and Conquer: Red Alert 2

The Musical!

A/N: Firstly, all things Red Alert 2 are the sole and rightful property of Westwood Studios; they are gods who have given us mere mortals a glimpse of techno carnage paradise. Anyway, this is a non-humorous, humorous fic. Work that out if you can. We've tried, we have probably failed. Review if you want.

Part 1 Alexander Romanov's Office, The Kremlin

Romanov: We are going to defeat the capitalist pigs!

Yuri: Yes my Premier

Romanov: We are going to rule the world!

Lights go down, and a set of disco lights starts up, Romanov jumps on his desk as four sexy women in Conscript uniforms come in through the door and start dancing. Music starts:

Romanov: We are going to rule the world!

                 I said we are going to rule the world!

                They said I was mad, but I'll prove them wrong

                 By singing this rather catchy song!

 Yuri pulls his cloak off to reveal 70's style disco clothes; he rushes to the front of the room and starts dancing in "Night Fever" fashion.

Yuri: Yo, my name is Yuri

         I am a sexy find

         If you disagree,

         Then I'll blow your mind 

Yuri puts his cap back on, stands up and balances on his head and then starts spinning around upside down.

Romanov: We are going to rule the world!

                I said we are going to rule the world!

                They said I was mad, but I'll prove them wrong

                By singing this rather catchy song!

The door opens again to reveal Lt Zophia, dressed in a short black minidress; she leaps onto the table and starts dancing with Romanov

Zophia: Its plain to see

            Despite my service history

            That I am as sexy as a girl can be,

            Oh you better not disagree!

She dances some more with Romanov before jumping down and joining the girls in front of his desk

Romanov: We are going to rule the world!

                 I said we are going to rule the world!

                They said I was mad, but I'll prove them wrong

                 By singing this rather catchy song!

Romanov jumps down, and he, Yuri and Zophia form a line at the front of the office.

All: We are going to rule the world!

      We said we're going to rule the world!

      They said we were mad, but we'll prove them wrong

      By singing this rather catchy song!

The music reaches a climax. They all turn to the side and raise their right arms towards the audience.

All: Oh, we are going to rule the woooooooooooooooorld! All three bow.

Romanov: Well that was fun!

Yuri: Yes my Premier, but thing concerns me comrade.

Romanov: What is it comrade Yuri?

Yuri: Who were we singing to?

Romanov: *shrugs*

MORE TO COME!