This is just a bunch of oneshots making fun of the Inuyasha characters by making them act the totally different then how they usually act.

Disclaimer: Honestly? Do you truly think I own Sesshoumaru and people? What would be the point of fanfiction if I did?

This story was edited by addictedtoinuyasha.

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Sesshoumaru: OUT OF CHARACTER

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It was just a normal day. Sesshoumaru, Rin, and Jaken were walking in a forest, when Sesshoumaru starts acting…weird.

"OHHHHHHHH! Look! Pretty flowers! Aren't they pretty, Jaken?" squealed one Sesshoumaru.

"Lord Sesshoumaru, are you all right?" asked Jaken and Rin simultaneously with disbelief.

"I'm as peachy as…as…as, well, a peach! I just felt that it was time for a change of pace."

"B-b-b-but…Lord Sesshoumaru!" stuttered Jaken in disbelief, "You can't act this way!"

"And why not, Jaken?" Sesshoumaru countered.

"Because…well…just because! You must be an imposter! WHO ARE YOU!?!?!?!?" Screamed an in-denial Jaken.

Meanwhile, while all this was going on, Rin was just standing there, with her mouth so wide open you could put the empire state building in it and still have room for seconds. Suddenly snapping out of her stupor, she asks, "Is lord Sesshoumaru feeling o.k.?"

"To you Jaken, I am Sesshoumaru. And to Rin, I am feeling perfectly fine. And please call me Fluffy!" Said Sesshoumaru.

"NEVER, IMPOSTER!!!" screamed a red Jaken.

"…" pauses Rin.

"I said call me fluffy! I Demand that you call me fluffy! I WANA BE CALLED FLUFFY!" Sesshoumaru bawled. He started crying.

"Sesh…Fluffy, please stop crying," pleaded a distressed Rin.

"But I can never win! Inuyasha always beets me! And Naraku keeps beating me to! It's almost as if I am a character in some kind of picture show in the future."

"Fluffy, you will win eventually. There is no way you could ever be the bad guy."

Jaken, who had been stunned at seeing 'Fluffy' cry, suddenly regained his composer saying, "IMPOSTER!!!! LORD SESSHOUMARU WOULD NEVER CRY!!!"

Suddenly, Sesshoumaru wakes up in the middle of a forest. Jaken and Rin are asleep nearby, not stirring in the least. Sesshoumaru thinks, "I am so glad that nightmare is over! I NEVER lose my composer! EVER!!!!"

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And on that note, this story is over!!!