I do not own Alice's Adventures in Wonderland.
Dear Alice,
Please tell me where the rabbit hole is, or, if you'd prefer, where the looking glass is. I am sick and tired of everything in my world; I would like to live in Wonderland. Before you try and convince me otherwise, I would like to tell you that I don't care about the danger. In fact, it's not as dangerous as the world I'm living right now. I think the Mad Hatter would be better company then the girls I am sitting next to now. I do believe that the conversation would be more intelligent and interesting. Yes, I am serious. These people I have to deal with drive me insane, so I believe that I would fit right in there. I think that the Jabberwock would be much less dangerous than the nuclear weapons that some people here have. If you can save me, please do. I would not like to be in this world for much longer.
Sincerely,
Another young girl.