Lincoln took that squirrel head off, because that squirrel suit felt like 2 ovens blasting their maximum amount of heat on him! "Put the head back on mister. A big wave could hit us!" The Male Parent declared. "Fine" Lincoln groaned, as he slowly put the head on. He watched as all of his sisters play in the sand, and cold water, while screaming with joy. Then, there was Lincoln, wearing a itchy, sweaty and hot squirrel suit! It was even dirty because nobody bothered to wash it! They thought that if they took it off 'bad luck' would strike.
He absolutely hated every moment he wore that suit, because he almost got beaten to a pulp because this old lady though he was a real giant squirrel, so she decided it was bet to hit it's head with a big stick! His cranium hurt a lot, and his siblings didn't give shits. Lincoln easily could of had a severe concussion! He told the sisters. First it was Lisa, and she said,"Oh please, they would easily fail with your bad luck." Almost all of the responses were the same, except his own,"I actually care."
Anyways, they left the beach. Lincoln mumbled,'One 1 minute brake please?" "You have 30 seconds!" the Jock yelled. Lincoln took off the mask revealing the hottest, sweatiest face ever seen. It was even red. He took a soda and chugged it, nearly finishing it. He put the mask back on and rested his head down. Not to mention, it was very uncomfortable! They made him sit in the back, where all the beach supplies were, so there was a extra seat in the car. Not to mention it was the SWEET SPOT!
They arrived home and the girls ran upstairs to their rooms to do their annoying habits. As Lincoln limped to his empty room, he took off the squirrel mask. Lori leaned to the side revealing her head from the doorway. She said,"Put that suit on you little fucker." Never and ever has he ever heard her sister say such foul language, and even the sisters acted like they didn't give shits. She never even used that language to LENI, but she could swear to a person 6 years younger. How stupid he though, she could swear to me, but can't swear to a bunch of teenagers?! I am just the punching bag in this family?
Anyways, he put the head back on the real head and said with a cracked voice,"Okay." He entered his room, closed the door and laid on the floor because they sold his furniture, and thought about all the dumb things that is happening in this big family Lori started giving free rides to everybody except Lincoln, Lynn is throwing her football at his genitalia, and it always managed to hit super hard. He always gets blamed for stuff even by the person who actually did it, and even if he saw them do it, he never got to carve the turkey at thanksgiving, and they never let him watch his show, but let everybody else watch whatever they desire.
Lincoln said,"I want to throw out-" He was interrupted by a strong force kicking open his door.