Ummm…I have no idea where this came from…just don't get too scared. It was fun to write, though. I got a attacked by a random plot bunny last night…-shivers- Read and review, please!
Disclaimer: Alas, Naruto 'tisn't mine! –dramatic hand to forehead-
'Damn it, why'd Kakashi-sensei have to read us that stupid story!' Sasuke thought as he leapt through the forest, trying desperately to remove Goldilocks from his thought process. He was, of course, failing miserably as he looked for the perfect training ground. 'That clearing is too grassy, that clearing is too rocky, that clearing is just…argh!' He found what he was looking for and settled down to train.
'This kunai is too rusty, this kunai is too dull, this kunai is just right.' He hurtled said kunai at a tree. 'That jutsu is too boring, that jutsu is too easy, that jutsu is just right.'
And so on and so forth. He soon gave up on training, frustrated that Goldilocks was still deeply rooted in his mind. Off he went, looking for the perfect tree to angst under.
'That tree is too tall, that tree is too short, that tree is just right.' He found the perfect tree closer to town and leaned against the trunk. It didn't take long before three of his fellow ninja circled around him, all begging for attention.
"Sasuke, will you take me on a date!?" Ino and Sakura shouted at the exact same time.
"Sasuke, spar with me!" Naruto insisted.
The three started to rip each other to pieces while Sasuke just stared from one to the other. 'Sakura is too shy, Ino is too…well, too much of whatever she is, Naruto is just right…'
"Alright," he announced and started to walk away.
"Sasuke, wait! Alright to what!?" Sakura yelled. Sasuke stopped and turned his head.
"Dobe, if you wanna spar, you better hurry up." With that, he continued to walk away, thinking, 'Sakura's locks are too pink, Ino's locks are too pale, Naruto's golden locks are just right…'
Aly: So, yeah. That was fun…
Sasuke: O.O
Naruto: Wow, you managed to freak Sasuke out…
Aly: Yeah, well…it had to be done eventually!
Sasuke: -infamous Uchiha death glare-
Aly: Hold on, Sasuke. Don't kill me just yet.
Sasuke: -raises eyebrow- Oh, yeah? Why not?
Aly: Don't you want these? -waves a folder in front of his face-
Sasuke: And what are those?
Aly: -whispers-
Sasuke: O.O -grabs folder- Fine. I won't kill you. Yet. -stalks off-
Aly: Two guesses as to what was in the folder, everyone! Oh, and please review! -runs off-
Naruto: Wait, Aly! What was in the folder? Aly! Sasuke! Don't leave me! -runs after them-