Hitman host club
Wolfy: Hello there people this is Princess of Wolves3!
Emily: Yo! What's up peeps this is Last-blue mage!
Wolfy/Emily: And we are working on this story together~
Wolfy: Sakura would be my Oc while Emily would be hers.
Emily: Yeah if you couldn't tell that last part then you are dumb.
Wolfy: *worryed look* Sempai! Y-you shouldn't say things like that too the readers.
Emily: Meh. It's ok to be tough on them sometimes, Kohai.
Wolfy:*sweat drop* so carefree... Anyway! I hope you guys enjoy the story!
Emily: And remember that neither I nor Wolfy own Hitman Reborn or Ouran Host club. Do you really think we would be writing a fanfiction if we did -_-
Hitman Host Club
Chapter 1: The what Club?
Xanxus was not in a good mood.
But then again, when was the Varia leader ever in a good mood.
Though today he seemed to be in a particularly foul mood.
Mostly due to the small girl standing before him.
So this was the Cloud replacement...
He immediately hated her.
From her waist length snow white hair, to her pale skin.
But he especially hated her orange eyes.
They reminded him of the piece of trash know as the Vongola Tenth.
Well, when he was in Hyper death mode or whatever those scum's wanted to call it.
"Sir?" asked a soft, bell like, voice. Or was it just the sound of one of the bells hanging from the white ribbon around her neck.
Well he couldn't care less.
"Scum." The scarred man let out ruffly, turning to look away from the small girl.
Said girl was taken aback at the response her new boss had given her. She had heard of his no-mercy attitude and such at her previous job, but she always assumed they were exaggerations.
Yeah, she was way wrong...
"Ushishishi, looks like a commoner has found a way into the castle." said a voice from behind the white haired girl.
The sound of ringing bells were heard as the small girl quickly whirled around to look at the owner of the voice.
Before her stood two boys.
The first was a blond boy with bangs covering his eyes, his expression was just a toothy grin and on his head sat a crooked tiara.
The other boy she immediately recognized. It was Fran, her old friend. Except that his mop of teal hair was covered in a ridiculous frog hat, but his emotionless teal eyes were the same. He even still had the marks she herself had drawn under his eyes as a prank.
'I can't believe he actually got them tattooed onto his face! I thought he was joking when he said that!' She mentally yelled.
The orange eyed girl stared at the boy and her friend.
She was about to greet them when the powerful voice of her new employer presented itself.
"Trash." He began after taking a sip of his drink. "This is the new Cloud officer." He finished before going back to drinking his alcohol.
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"Ushishishi, So your are the new member." The blond laughed. "I am Belphegor, but you may call me Prince." The boy, or Belphegor grinned.
'Is he serious?' she thought 'Isn't that the name of a singer or something...' She mentally deadpanned.
Outwardly, though, she bowed politely.
"Hello, it's a pleasure to meet you." she said before she stood up once again. "I'm Sakura Monogatatori, I'm sure we'll get along great." she smiled.
The self proclaimed prince frowned at her introduction.
"Oi boss." He suddenly said. Said man turned to stare at him blankly. "Why does the prince have to work with these commoners?" He finished while gesturing to the bored looking teal haired boy and the shocked Sakura.
'What the hell! Did I do something wrong!' Sakura worried.
Xanxus stared at the blond blankly before deciding that he would just ignore him instead of hurling the glass in his hand at him.
He didn't feel like getting Squalo to get him another glass of tequila.
While Xanxus was having his mental debate Sakura continued to worry about whether she made a good first impression or not.
"Bel-sempai." whined a dull voice, snapping the white haired girl out of her mental worry party. "I don't think it's fair that you judge someone before getting to know them." Fran continued.
But it fell upon deaf ears, cuz the tiara wearing boy sure as heck didn't seem to care.
"Ushishishi, a commoner defending a commoner." Belphegor laughed.
Sakura couldn't help but be hurt by the blonds obvious dislike for her.
So she couldn't help it when her body suddenly bowed down without her consent.
"I PROMISE NOT TO BE A BURDEN!" she yelled, though she felt like kicking herself in the head for screaming. She really didn't mean too...
Belphigor and Fran stared at the bowing for of the new Cloud officer, Xanxus just chose to pretend the three nuisances weren't there.
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"H-honest." She finished, managing not to shout like a maniac.
Orange eyes met blond bang covered eyes and bored teal eyes.
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"Na, Sakura-chan, you're the same as ever. Always worring about fist impressions." Fran suddenly drawled out getting said girls attention.
Sakura smiled.
"And you haven't changed either Fran-kun. Still as emotionless as ever, and you even got those tattoos." She answered. Said boy looked at the girl indifferent.
"You did say I should get them." Fran said referring to the excuse she had used when their master had gotten upset with her.
"Yeah but I didn't think you were serious." She deadpanned. Fran just continued to stair.
"Why wouldn't you take it serious?" Fran asked, well... more like said.
"Fran-kun...who could take you serious when you are so dull all the time..." Sakura stated as a sweat drop rolled down her cheeck.
Belphegor frowned at the casual exchange between the two officers.
"Froggy, you know the commoner?" He asked, staring at the tattooed boys face from under his golden locks.
Fran just stared indifferently at the price, leaving the white haired girl to answer his question.
"Yes Belphegor-sama , Fran and I studied under the same master." She explained, smiling the whole time at the found memories she had.
"Don't be so polite Sakura-chan, call him Bel." Fran said.
But that just caused three pairs of knives to be thrown at the back of his head.
"Don't be so improper peasant, Shishishi" Bel grinned as Sakura staired in horror.
"F-Fran! Are you-" The orange eyed girl started only for the stabbed boy to raise his hand tp signal her to stop.
"Bel-sempai..." Fran droned. "That hurts." he finished as he began to pull the sets of knives imbedded into his hat out, only to bend them in half and drop them carelessly on the floor.
"Oi! Stop breaking my knives!" The self proclaimed prince demanded.
Though Fran chose to ignore him.
"Sakura-chan, How unlucky of you." The teal haired boy stated making said girl laook at him with a raised eyebrow.
"And why is that?" She asked.
"Ushishishi, You have a mission on your first day." Bel answered with his usual grin.
'WHAT! A mission! Already! I haven't even unpacked yet!' Sakura mentally shouted.
Outwardly she sighed as she began to fiddle with the straps of the rucksack on her back as her eyes drifted down to the small bag that laid by her feet.
Between those two bags where all her posessions.
"So what is the mission, Bel-sempai." Sakura asked.
Said boy frowned. He expected her to explode or complain, or anything that would give him the excuse to abuse her.
But this just proved that she was different.
So that meant she would be more fun.
"Shishishishi, The head of the Cavallone family asked us to go help his idiot cousin in Japan." the tiara wearing boy explained with a grin that never seemed to faulter.
Skaura sighed.
'How annoying...'
"Well let's go then."" She said as she bent over to pick up the bag by her feet. "I'm ready to go, how about you guys?" she asked.
Bel raised an eyebrow and frowned.
"Aren't you going to need more than that?" He asked, not because he cared or anything. No, he was just curious.
"Bel-Sempai, I think that's all she has." Fran said dully.
Sakura nodded sheepishly at the statement.
"H-he's right." she stuttered out as her free hand rubbed the back of her neck nervously. "This is all I own, sorry to disappoint." She answered before quickly making her way out of the room.
"I'll wait by the main doors." was the last thing she said as she made her way down the corridors.
The two boys stayed in their place till all audible noise coming from the girl disappeared.
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"I'm going to go get my suitcase." Fran deadpanned a little louder than normal.
Bel shook his head before making his way out of the room, leaving the quiet Xanxus alone.
Finally, he would get some peace from the trash he was forced to rule.
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Not much happened on the plane ride over to Japan.
Other than the fact that Sakura sat by the window and immediately fell asleep, only to be woken up by a rude Bel. Then after a quick apology for falling asleep the three mafioso's quickly made their way to the five star hotel they would be staying at.
Although, Sakura would have preferred staying somewhere more 'normal', but she didn't argue when she was handed a key to her room.
No.
She immediately went to her room and fell asleep due to jet-lag.
The excitement didn't start until the next morning as the white haired girl was, once again, woken up rudely by Bel as Fran stood in the corner looking indifferent.
How was it that they managed to get in her room?
Quite frankly, she really didn't want to know.
"Here, peasant." Bel grinned as he threw three packages at the drowsy girl.
Sakura barley managed to catch the flimsy packages due to how drowsy she was.
"What is this?" The sleepy girl groaned.
Bel just let out a typical 'Ushishishi' leaving Fran to answer.
"They are uniforms, Sakura-chan." the teal eyed boy deadpannedas he halfassedly held his three packages.
Said girl ran a hand through her tangled white locks trying to comprehend why they would need uniforms.
"Why do we need uniforms?" She asked genuinely confused.
"Ushishishi, baka." Bel laughed in delight. Sakura glared at the boy.
He was REALLY trying her patience.
"Sakura-chan, don't you know? We are going undercover in a school called Ouran academy" Fran explained dully.
Sakura's whit eyebrows twitched slighty.
'No of course I wouldn't know, nobody bothered to tell me the details' She mentally growled as she remembered how Bel would refuse to answer any of her questions.
Then realization came over the orange eyed girl.
"Wait. Why are we going undercover in a school?" She asked in shock.
The blond just continued to grin.
"Shishishi, The prince won't tell." Bel answered enjoying the girls suffering.
Sakura sighed and decided not to murder the boy.
'You would think he would be more catious considering I'm a Cloud officer..' She groaned mentally as she proceeded to open up her uniform package.
The fist thing she saw was yellow.
And not a pretty, Sun officer yellow.
No.
It was a pale, puffy, gross, yellow.
"What the crap?" Sakura growled, for the first time getting angry in front of the Bel, as she stared at the yellow dress known as her uniform.
It wasn't so much that it was the dress part that bothered her.
No, she wore dresses and skirts all the time.
But this, This dress, was just horrible.
"That's your uniform Sakura-chan." The blond grinned with malice.
"Hell. No." the orange eyed girl growled as she stood up, throwing the three uniform packages aside, and stomped over to the bored looking Fran. "You can just go fuck yourself, cuz I'm not wearing that monstrosity." she stated as she snatched one of Fran's uniform packs and made her way into the bath room to change.
Sakura tried to ignore the jabs that Belghegor made as she leaned against the door of the bathroom.
"I told you she wouldn't like it Bel-sempai." she heard the droning Fran say.
"Ushishihsi, Then it seems the peasant will have to be a boy." Bel said jokingly.
'A boy?" Sakura thought as she slowly stood up and made her way to the mirror. 'I think I could pull that off' she thought as a smirk appeared on her pale skinned face.
Sakura then proceeded to take a quick shower.
When she was done the girl wrapped a towel tightly around her body as she began to search through the bathroom cabinets.
"It's gotta be here some- Ah Ha!" She squealed in discovery as she latched onto the first-aid kit that she found.
The orange eyed girl wasted no time as she brought out the medical tape and proceeded to bind her chest. It hurt, of course, but she would get use to it.
After that was done she proceeded to get dressed.
"Yeah, I definitely rather be a boy then wear that gross dress." Sakura smiled as she looked in the mirror. She obviously wouldn't be able to wear her white ribbon with the bells attached, but she would live. "No. What to do with my hair." she hummed.
She stared at he face in the mirror. Her heart shaped face would be hard to make look feminine it was lucky that her eyes were semi-sharp. They reminded her a lot Tsuna when in Hyper will mode, both the shape and the color.
"Ah! I know." She suddenly said as she proceeded to put her long white locks in a boyish samurai styled ponytail. "Perfect~!" she cheered.
"Ushishihsi" was all she heard.
This caused the orange eyed girls happiness to deflate.
He was back...
With a sigh she opened the door to see Bel and Fran dressed in a similar outfit.
Bel still had his tiara on and his tie was loosely tied.
Fran had taken off that ridiculous hat and had his tie loose, but not as loose as Bel's, and the top button was undone.
Sakura on the other had her uniform on correctly, except for the slightly loose tie.
Seriously, those tie things could choke a man.
"Seems like the peasant can be a boy." Bel teased.
Sakura just rolled her eyes as she quickly crossed the rooms to get to the fridge.
The fridge didn't have much in it, just some snack food a drinks she had brought along.
But it also contained the one thing that would calm the girl down.
A nice cold bottle of beer.
Now Sakura wasn't an alcoholic.
But she did have a drink once in a while to calm her nerves, even if she was underage...
She quickly opened one bottle and placed a second one in her blazer pocket.
"Alright, we can go." She said taking a sip from her beer.
Bel let out a typical 'Ushishishishi.' as Fran just stared indifferently, he was use to Sakura taking a relaxing drink.
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"Bel! Can you stop whining! Just pretend you had an early growth spurt, I don't think anyone is going to really care!" Sakura shouted.
And who could blame her, during the whole cab ride over to the school Bel would not stop complaining about the mission.
It was so bad that she literally chugged her bottle of beer, and was tempted to drain the second bottle.
But she thought it would be better to save it for another time.
You never know when you'll need it.
Plus she had to be careful, she was already on a slight buzz from the first bottle. She didn't want to come into the school trashed on her first day...
"Hey there, I see you are as lively as ever." Said a chuckling voice.
The three Varia officers turned to see the blond Cavallone boss, or Dino, In a similar uniform that the three hitmen wore.
But as expected from Dino, he wore no tie and his two top buttons where undone.
"Oh, You must be Dino." Sakura began as she bowed low. "I'm Sakura Monogatatori, I heard a lot from you from Tsuna." she continued politley, finally sobering up a bit.
"All good I hope, and did you say your name was 'Sakura'?" Dino asked with a smile.
"Yes, I'm really a girl but I refused to wear that idiotic dress." Sakura explained as she stood up.
"Ah, so you're the girl Tsuna told me about." Dino grinned. "But I think you should come up with a different name if you want to fool everyone." The blond suggested.
Sakura thought for a minute.
"Yuki. I'll be Yuki Monogatatori." Sakura, or now Yuki, stated tilting her head slighty. The older boy smiled as he placed a hand on her head.
"Yeah I think that will do for now." He said as he ruffled her boyishly styled hair. Sakura huffed loudly befor turning towards the nearest car window to fix her hair.
"Dino-san, what are you doing here anyways?" Fran stated dully. Dino smiled nervously.
"Well Tamaki is my cousin, so I felt like I should be helping too." Dino admitted.
"Shishishi, So who is the peasant that we will be protecting." Bel grinned.
This got the white haired girls attention.
"Protecting? Is that what we are doing?" Sakura asked making the dark eyed man stair at her in confusion.
"Yeah, an enemy family is targeting Tamaki Suoh because he's my cousin. Didn't you know?" Dino asked causing the orange eyed girl to glare at a certain grinning blond.
"I would have, if a certain idiot prince would have told me when I asked." Sakura growled in annoyance, seems like the beer did it's job.
"Ushishishi, you better watch what you say peasant." Bel grinned as he pulled out several pairs of knives.
Sakura glared harshly at the boy.
"O-oi! Bel you can't throw those on campus!" Dino stuttered. "This school is full of innocent rich people." the Chiavarone Decimo tried to reason.
"Oh so that means they'll be snobby assholes, you'll fit right in Bel." Sakura smirked. Yeah, it seems the beer did it's job too well.
"Shishishi, you asked for it peasant." Bell grinned as he threw a pair of knives at the girl.
Sakura dodged with ease, but it caused the empty beer bottle to fall out of her pocket and roll towards the blond bronco.
Dino slowly bent down to pick up the bottle.
'This is beer. So that's why she's not as shy as Tsuna said she was.' The blond thought.
"Wait, aren't you underage?" Dino suddenly said, effectively stopping the knives dodging game going on between the Storm officer and the new Cloud officer.
Sakura stared at the older man immediately recognizing the look he was giving her.
"Underage or not, that little bottle was the only thing keeping me calm enough so I wouldn't kill myself." Sakura deadpanned with a small glare.
Dino sighed as he finally realized why she was a Cloud officer.
She could act just like Hibari sometimes...
"Alright, lets go then." Dino said as he made his way towards the school.
The three Varia members quickly followed.
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"Alright, this is the place." Dino stated as the three hitman stood in front of a room labeled as the 'third music room'.
Sakura was starting to get nervous.
The Suoh's where a powerful family.
Even a 'commoner' like herself new this.
'I need to relax' the girl-in-disguise thought as she shakily reached into her pocket to get her other bottle of the nerve calming liquid known as beer.
But her hand was stopped.
Sakura turned to see Dino's hand on her wrist, effectively stopping her.
"No." he said as he pulled her hand away from her pocket before reaching in to grab the bottle.
"But Dino-sama, that's the only thing keeping me calm and...not girly!" Sakura argued. Dino just patted her head.
"You'll do fine Sakura-chan, or well... Yuki-kun." He said with a smile as he gave the bottle to one of his men to dispose of.
Sakura sighed, but didn't argue as she slowly opened the double doors.
As soon as the door opened the four hitmen were blinded by an onslaught of rose petals.
"Welcome." Chimed a group of voices.
The hitmen were all in a daze from what was in front of them.
And what was in front of them? You may ask.
Well in front of them sat seven handsome boys, well at least to Sakura they were handsome.
"Wait a minute" Said the voice of the light blond haired boy with violet eyes. "You're all guys..." He finished.
"Hey Tamaki, long time no see." Dino grinned as he waved slightly. The boy who spoke previously stood up in recognition.
"Dino? Is that you?" Tamamki said with glee. Dino simply nodded.
"Yep, you've grown a lot." the golden blond commented.
"Dino! I can't believe you are here!" Tamaki exclaimed as he walked closer to his cousin. That's when he spotted the Varia team. "Are these your friends, Dino?" Tamaki asked in delight.
"Yeah, you could say that." Said man answered. Tamaki raised an eyebrow in confusion.
But he didn't get a chance to say anything as Sakura introduced herself.
"Hi, I'm Yuki Monogatatori" 'Yuki' introduced with a bow. "We are here to pro-" She was about to continue before a tattooed hand was clamped over her mouth.
"Tamaki doesn't know about this mafia buisness, you can't say anything about it." Dino quickly whispered.
Sakura 'oh'd' in recogniztion and nodded her head, while mentally kicking herself in the head.
She should have known that an innocent rich boy wouldn't know about the dark secret Dino hid from him.
'DAMMIT! Such a rookie mistake!' Sakura thought as she could hear Bel quietly laughing at her.
"Dino, you and your friends are wearing the Ouran uniform. Does that mean?" Tamaki started. Dino simply smiled.
"Yeah, we'll be attending school here for a while." he answered. Tamaki immediately jumped for joy.
"Oh I am so excited!" Tamaki shouted.
Dino smiled.
"Right well the two boys standing behind Yuki are Belphegor and Fran." Dino said gesturing to the two boys.
Bel grinned with a tipical 'Ushishishi' While Fran gave a slow wave and a indifferent 'Yo.' as a response.
"A-and as you know I'm Y-yuki..." Sakura introduced as nervousness took over her. You couldn't really blame her, I'm sure any girl would be flustered in a room full handsome boy's.
The shy girl really wished that she had that beer...
"It's nice to meet you, I am Tamaki Suoh." said boy introduced charmingly. "Over there are all my friends, come now don't be rude, introduce yourselves." Tamaki said gesturing to his friends.
Immediately a small blond boy bounced over.
"I'm Hunny and this is my bunny Usa-chan!" The small boy, or Hunny, introduced as he shoved a pink plush bunny into Sakura's face.
Sakura stared down at the extremly adorable honey eyed boy.
"H-hi, it's nice to meet you." the white haired girl said sticking her hand out to shack his. Hunny stared at the hand before deciding he was going to hug the girl-in-disguise instead.
Sakura was in shock.
"H-Hunny!" She stuttered nervously.
"Mitskuni." Said a deep voice.
Sakura looked up only to pale at the size of the boy in front of her.
'H-hes HUGE!' She paniced.
The boy was REALLY tall with short black hair and sharp grey eyes.
"Ah, Yu-chan this is my cousin! His name is Takashi, say 'hi' Takashi." Hunny introduced cutely.
'Takashi' nodded in the girl direction before looking at the small boy.
"Mitskuni, you need to introduce your name properly." Takashi stated.
Hunny smiled.
"He's right~! My real name is Mitskuni Haninozuka while Takashi's real name is Takashi Morinozuka, 'Hunny' is just a nickname just like 'Mori' is Takashi's nickname." Hunny, or Mitskuni, explained.
Sakura stared at the two boys in confusion.
"So...what do I call you?" Sakura asked quietly.
Hunny just smiled.
"Just call us Hunny and Mori." The cute boy answered.
"Hunny-sempai, maybe you should get off of Yuki-san." said the voice of a short brown haired boy with matching brown eyes.
Tamaki immediately appeared next to the boy.
"This is Haruhi Fujioka. He's out natural type." Tamaki said as he wrapped an arm around the boys shoulder.
The 'boy' sighed at the blonds actions.
Sakura stared at the boy before realization came over her face.
"Forgive me if I'm wrong, Haruhi-san, but are by chance a girl?" The white haired girl asked causing everyone in the room to freeze and look at her.
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"Wow, you figured it out. You must be really observant Yuki-san." Haruhi said carelessly.
"Yeah, I guess I am, don't worry we won't tell anyone." 'Yuki' said as the three other boys with her nodded.
The Host's calmed down and suddenly Sakura found herself caught in two pairs of arms.
"Hi there Yuki." chimmed a set of voices as a set of twins entered he orange gaze.
They were bothe gingers with cat like gold eyes.
"I'm Hikaru..." Said one.
"And I'm Koaru..." Said the other.
"And we are the Hitachiin brothers." They chimed once again.
'They twitched, they are lying...'
"Liars." Sakura growled as she narrowed her eyes at the two boys that were shocked.
But quickly those two shocked looks turned into sly smiles.
"You ARE observant." The twins chimmed.
"It's usually only Haruhi..." The one who was really Hikaru started.
"That can tell us apart." Finished the one who is now Koaru.
"Uh. Yeah, sure." Sakura smiled nervously. She couldn't really tell them apart. She just new they were lying.
The twins simply grinned as they ruffled the girls hair.
But suddenly the air turned cold.
It was a familiar sensation, one that was only brought by a certain Cloud guardian known as Kyoya Hibari.
"Hello Yuki-san, I am Kyoya Ootori." The black haired boy said with a cold smile. Sakura couldn't help but feel a little nervous around the boy.
Especially since he shared the same name as the Demon Prefect...
"I assume that since they are friends of your cousin they will temporarily be joining the club?" Kyoya said turning slightly to turn to the blond prince.
"Club? What club." The four hitman asked, well Bel just 'Ushishishi'd'.
Kyoya smirked as he pushed his glasses up the bridge of his nose causing them to glint in the reflection of the light.
"Why, the Host Club of course." The demon like boy smirked.
"H-Host Club!" Dino and Sakura let out in shock.