SMEAGLE'S REVENGE!
Sméagol opened his eyes and his other half began to talk.
"Kick them kick them. Kick hobbits in the nuts!"
"Hobbits are my friend." Sméagol said to his other half.
"You don't have any friends you kicked them all in the nuts." said gollum.
"I hate you I want to kick you in the nuts." said Sméagol
"But you can't so you must kick hobbits in the nuts. Gollum, gollum, gollum!" coughed gollum.
"Then we take the precious will be ours and we'll get away with kicking all in the nuts!" said gollum
"kicking all in the nuts." Sméagol said to himself
"yes go now kick them in the nuts in their sleep." gollum said
Sméagol hopped along towards where the hobbits were sleeping. He slowly crept up upon Frodo. "Kick hobbits in the nuts." he said to himself. He stepped closer and closer, then BAM! He kicked Frodo in the nuts
Frodo shouted out "AHHH my shire folk!"
Sam was up in an instant but Sméagol already had the ring on. All Sam heard was kick hobbits in the nuts, and the next thing he new he was on the ground, his ball sack popped. He passed out, they lost the ring, they handed the world over to the insane ball kicker. Sméagol had his revenge the world of balls as we know it was lost………
END!
Kick hobbits in the nuts!