ATTACK OF THE INANIMATE OBJECTS
Chapter 1- meet Waffle and Joe
Lucario was sitting on the couch, watching ganondork suck at guitar hero. He was on easy mode, too. So lucario laughed every time he failed slow ride (5674848443653 time, by the way. Then the guitar suddenly started to strangle Ganondorf until he died.
"HOLY CRAP, AN INANIMATE OBJET JUST KILLED GANONDORK!!!!!" shouted lucario. He laughed until he crapped himself.
"Dude, you were just owned by a guitar! Literally!" but ganon didn't hear his remark, because he was too busy being dead. "…………… OH CRAP I JUST REALIZED GANONDORFS DEAD!!!" he said, forgetting ganon was dead. So he told Captain Falcon. Bad idea. Falcon started to falcon punch some sense into him. It didn't work, because it was falcon that, apparently, had no sense, cuz he communicates by 'Show me ya moves', or 'YES!!'.
So he told master hand, and he was to busy taking 'happy pills'. So he took the logical route, and beat the crap out of the guitar. Suddenly…
"HOLY CRAP MY ICE CREAM CONE JUST CAME TO LIFE!!" shouted lucas.
"Hello, I am waffle, the mystical walking, talking, ice cream cone. I will grant you three wishes."
"Seriously, are you going to grant me three wishes?"
"No, the real reason I came is to FIRE MAH LAZER!!" and lucas was burnt to a crisp. Poor lucas.
Lucario crapped himself laughing again, then said "Ha! You were owned by an Ice cream cone!" Lucario laughed. "…………… HOLY CRAP LUCAS IS DEAD TOO!!" he said, not realizing this. So he ran around screaming like a two year old, then remembered something. Then he forgot. "Crap…"
Wario was in the shower (NO DESCRIPTION) soaping himself (I sure have a vivid imagination, don't I?) then the bar of soap came to life.
"I am joe, the emo bar of soap. And IMMA FIRIN MAH LAZAR!!" and wario exploded, jeaving behind WHITE BLOOD.
"I'm scarred for life… again."
So Lucario stopped beating the crap out of the guitar, then started to beat the crap out of marth, cuz he wears that thing on his head.
"WHAT THE CRAP LUCARIO?! I JUST HAD MY HAIR DONE!!"
lucario cried.
Then a couch started singing.
then naruto appeared and said "Ill help you guys out!"
That ends this chapter.
I sure get lazy a lot. I noticed that in every fanfic I write, wario dies somehow. I like to use Lazer collection references, if you didn't notice.