Evil Laughter
"Hahahahaha," Lelouch began. C.C. could tell he was just getting started. "Hahahahahahaha! Muahahahahahahaha!"
C.C. stared at him expressionlessly.
"Ahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!"
"Lelouch."
"Hahahahahah- Ano, what is it, C.C.?"
"...Stop that."
"Stop what?"
"You're no good at evil laughter."
"Oh. I was just trying to celebrate, you know. Our triumphant victory over Britannia."
"Uh-huh."
"And now, the Japanese will no longer be slighted or oppressed! No longer will they be degraded and spat at, labelled coldly as Elevens! They will raise their heads high and be proud of their heritage! No longer will the corrupt Britannian institution overlook the weak and overlook the poor! Japan will be free once again! Nanally will finally be able to live in a world of equality and hope! Ahahahahaha-"
"Lelouch."
"Yes, C.C.?"
"Come on, we're going to Pizza Hut."
"But-"
"Shut up and give me your money."
Lelouch cursed. "Fine."
A/N: Took all of 5 minutes to write, but ever since I heard Lelouch's evil laughter, I just couldn't help thinking that it was horribly, horribly dorky. I just had to write this in honor of the melodramatic-ness that is Lelouch. Hope you enjoyed it!