It was your normal crappy morning... Or whatever you call the time of day in the twilight realm, the place finally being at peace with the evil Zant having been defeated years ago. Now all there was...

Was to apply for the job.

"Dannos." A tall Twili male called out, looking at his futuristic-y clipboard with a list of names on it.

"Here for the job" A twili said, walking up to the taller one nervously.

"You? You seem a little young of a twili for a job so serious."

The taller twili was right, Dannos was a little young, looking as if he was fresh out of his first year at twili university. If that's even a thing. In contrast to the depressed expressions if the other twili in the realm, Dannos had quite the range of emotions other than sorrowful moans now and then.

"Well, the job was open.." Dannos said, scratching the back of his head smiling sheepishly.

"Whatever, I really don't care, kid. You're in."

The tall twili snapped his fingers and and a large shadow of a hand came over Dannos.

"Wait, what the heck's-"

Dannos was interrupted, suddenly being grabbed by a Zant hand (That was no longer under the control of Zant) and getting carried off into the twili realm's castle.

Dannos was dropped off by the hand in front of two grand doors, before it pushed the doors opening, revealing a throne room before Dannos, the Zant hand then flying away.

"You may enter" A woman's voice called out from within the throne room.

Dannos entered the large throne room, and sitting on the throne in a rather relaxed manner was none other than the ruler of the twilight realm, Midna.

"So you're here for the job opening I believe? She asked, one of her legs thrown over the arm of the throne.

"Y-yes, my queen." Dannos said bowing, "Dannos, at your service."

There was complete silence and Dannos began to sweat, when suddenly the Midna began to burst out in laughter, almost falling out of the throne in the process.

Dannos looked up at Midna slightly embarrassed at how chillax the literal QUEEN of the twilight realm was, and she was not what he expected of a queen in more ways than one. She had long, orange hair and purple lips, a pair of rather large breasts and most noticeable of all were her wide hips and even larger ass. which raised a question...

"Umm... My queen..?" Dannos asked nervously

"Huh? Oh, yeah what is it?" She asked, calming herself down.

"I just wondered, exactly... Don't you usually wear.. Y'know... like a toga or some kind of robe...?"

Midna looked at her two breasts, then downward to her exposed crotch before relaxing again in her throne.

"Well I didn't as an Imp. Just thought I might try something new!" Midna said, rising out of her throne walking towards Dannos, the ruler of the Twilight realm being the size of an amazonian warrior, Dannos head only rising to about the height of her breasts, before she leaned forward looking Dannos in his eyes inches from his face. "It also helps me feel a lot less restricted." She said seductively.

The two were quiet again before Midna started laughing once more, clearly trying to mess with Dannos, who only blushed and slightly turned away in response.

"And c'mon! You work for me now Dannos! Just call me Midna!" She said, continuing her laughter before suddenly letting out a long, loud fart.

The room fell quiet once more, Dannos suddenly noticing the terrible scent of burnt hotdogs filling his nostrils.

"Hah, sorry about that! I've gotta try to hold back a little, it being your first day and all..." Midna said blushing, waving her hand over her butt, another small fart vibrating out of her ass.

"Hey, don't sweat it, Midna.." Dannos said, trying to act casual.

"C'mon Dannos, as my new assistant, I shall give you the honor of following me to your new sleeping quarters." Midna said heading to the door.

"What?"

"Follow me to your room."

"Oh"

And Dannos then followed Midna further into the castle, regretting walking behind her as she continued to let out more of her loud, smelly farts.