Let me explain a few things before you read, kay?

The Genderbent people in this are: Romano, Germany, Prussia and America.

I decided to name them these:

Romano: Lucia Romana Vargas. (I like the name Lucia better than Lovina, sorry guys!)

Germany: Louise Beilshmidt (As far as I'm aware this is one of the more commonly used names for fem!Germany?)

Prussia: Maria Gillian Bielshmidt (Now i've seen people call her Maria and Gillian, so I decided to use both of them, with Prussia preferring her middle name to her first claiming Maria isn't 'Awesome' enough, and would rather be called 'Gill' which is a shortened version of 'Gillian' Gosh I'm giving out spoilers already!)

America: Allison F Jones (Again, I've seen this commonly used, and I like it better than Abigail which is another name i've seen people use for her)

Also~ If the people who also read my other story 'Paradise Lost' are reading this, don't worry! That will be updated sometime this month, my only excuse for leaving it this late is that i'm really lazy in real life...

Disclaimer: I don't own Hetalia...Himaruya Hidekaz does.


"Seriously guys, where the hell did our awesome summer go?" Gillian whined from her seated position against the wall outside of their high school. Another summer had come and gone and here they were again, doomed to restart their 'education'.

"It's not that bad, amigo. There's only this year and next year to go after all!" The ever cheerful member of the trio proclaimed, a bright smile spreading across his tan face.

"At least we can see if there's any beautiful people in the freshmen this year, honhonhon~! I can't wait to meet them." The blond haired boy to her left said, with a lecherous grin on his face.

"Can't you think of anything besides your dick, frannie?"

"I just can't control myself in front of beauty, mon ami~"

The trio were sat close to the front of the school, relaxing in their last moments of freedom before they had to go inside to their homerooms. These three individuals were known all through the school as 'The bad touch trio', the biggest troublemakers on campus. They'd started wreaking havoc on the school as soon as they met in that fateful math class all the way back in freshman year, and here they were now, still together in their junior year.

"Why are we so early anyway? We're the only ones here! This is so unawesome," Gill sighed, burying her hands into her black hoodie, which she currently had unzipped with the hood up. Their high school required them to wear uniform, which consisted of plaid red trousers, white dress shirt, red tie and a black blazer for the boys and a red plaid skirt, dress shirt, red tie and black blazer for the girls. Though a lot of the students here often wore other items of clothing with their uniform, like Gill, who decided to wear her hoodie instead of the blazer and worn black military boots.

"Because I want to see all these lovely little freshman that will be gracing us with their presence this year, I will be getting to know a lot of them very very well~" Francis replied excitedly, that same grin from before making it's way back onto his face.

"Buhyooo~ I hope there's some cute ones this year! They can all be my little henchmen~!" The Spaniard exclaimed with a joyous expression.

"Alright then. I see people coming in; let's show these freshmen the awesomeness that is the Bad Touch Trio!" Gillian exclaimed, punching the air excitedly.


"Aren't you excited, Sorella? We're finally starting High school! We'll make new friends; we get to wear this nice uniform, I get to go to the same school as Louise! Ve~" Feliciano said happily to his sister as they walked together to their new school, his face the picture of pure happiness while his sister walked beside him with the biggest frown her face could produce.

"This year is gonna fuckin' suck, fucking high school, fucking Potato Bitches, Fucking everything" Lucia grumbled next to her brother. She hadn't even started school yet and she was already violating the dress code, whilst her brother was dressed in his new uniform with his blazer buttoned up neatly and his tie pulled all the way up, Lucia had ditched the blazer all together, rolled the sleeves up of her dress shirt unbuttoned the first few buttons and had her tie done up loosely and sloppily. Her hair was shoulder length and came down in neat waves, with one stray piece of hair curling out from the side of her head, her make-up was done nicely, it wasn't over done but it was still noticeable.

"I told Louise to meet us by the gates, I hope she's there now because I haven't seen her since last week and I've really been missing- OH! There she is! Lucia I can see her! Louise~! Louise~! Ve~" Feliciano shouted at excitedly, jumping up and down wildly waving his arms in the air.

A distance away stood Louise, with her face resting in the palm of her hand as she sighed to herself.

"Calm the fuck down you retard! You're making a scene!" Lucia growled out, pulling at the sleeve of his blazer before landing a smack to the back of his head, which then made him cry out and whine, before running down towards Louise crying that Lucia was being mean to him.

She watched him run to the German girl who then sighed again and rubbed at the back of his head. Lucia could feel her anger rising just looking at the other girl.

She only knew the other girl due to the fact that both their families were apparently great friends. Their grandfather was close friends with her grandfather, so in their childhood they would often force the Vargas and Beilshmidt children together to play. Feliciano had immediately attached himself to Louise, claiming that they both would be the best of friends; Lucia of course interpreted this exchange as Louise attempting to steal her brother, who was really her only friend at the time, away from her.

And to this day that hatred never went, though Lucia often called her a potato bitch and claimed she hated anything German she didn't really mind the other sister, Gill, though she wouldn't say they were friends, Lucia didn't need friends, they were just… acquaintances.

By this point Lucia had reached the gates where her brother and his girlfriend stood, standing very very close to one another.

"Potato bitch, I'm giving you five fucking seconds to step away from my brother" Lucia growled out as she came to a stop beside the loving couple.

Louise sighed to herself, before deciding to try and be civilized to the spitfire Italian, "Hello Lucia…"

"One, Two, Three, Four-" "WEEEEESSSSST"

The shout caused Lucia to stop her counting and jump before spinning around quickly to catch a glimpse of a white haired female barrelling down from the school to the front gate at lightning speed, before crashing into the German girl and sending them both flying towards the ground.

"LOUISE!" Feliciano cried out, "Louise! Are you okay? Talk to me Louise!" Feliciano cried out, falling to his knees beside the girl and placing her head into his lap. The other girl sprung back up onto her feet and started cackling to herself.

"Fucking Awesome! Bet you didn't expect that, West!" she proclaimed.

Lucia suddenly realised that this was the other Beilshmidt, Gill.

"Ve~ Louise can't answer you right now, I think she's having a siesta!" Feliciano said while rubbing the unconscious Louise on the head.

"Huh, sleeping! Oh shit! I knocked her out! Frannie, what do I do?" Gill exclaimed, panic blatant in her tone.

"Well first thing you could do is to learn to say bonjour instead of tackling your sister as a greeting"

Lucia looked towards the direction the voice came, there stood a boy, most likely either 16 or 17 years old, he had long blond wavy hair and a slight stubble on his chin, in his hand was a single rose. Lucia decided this guy was creepy.

There was another boy stood to his left, probably around the same age as the other guy, he had short curly brown hair and a large smile that made her want to punch his face, his skin was tanned and he was tall and quite built. He was also staring intensely at her. Lucia decided this guy was also creepy.


As soon as Gill had spotted her sister in the distance she started the mad dash towards her before the other two could do anything to stop it. They both knew that once she started, she couldn't be stopped. Francis sighed to himself as he realised what the outcome of Gill's decision would be.

"Let's go then, Tonio, before she really gets herself hurt, again." He then started lightly jogging in the same direction the white haired girl had gone in, not wanting to run because running would only mess up his beautiful hair after all.

When they arrived the sight that greeted them was one unconscious girl on the floor, from the short blond hair he could tell that this was Louise, and another girl standing with her hands at her hips cackling to herself while her head was tilted upwards. He sighed to himself, 'Well this was to be expected' he thought to himself. He suddenly heard his name being said as he turned to look at his friend, who had turned to him with a panic ridden face asking him loudly what she should do.

"Well first thing you could do is to learn to say bonjour instead of tackling your sister as a greeting" he said with an amused smile.

He turned to look at the Spanish boy stood next to him; he opened his mouth to say something but stopped short as he looked on the expression on his face.

Antonio was staring ahead, unblinking. His expression showed interest, fascination and maybe a hint of attraction? Francis followed his gaze and his eyes landed on the small Italian girl standing next to the unconscious German and kneeling Italian boy.

'Ah~ so our own Tonio's got a little crush?' Francis thought.

Francis had to admit, the boy had taste. The girl was about average height, with a slim figure, she was wearing her skirt just a little bit shorter than it should have been, and Francis could tell, because he stared at that kind of area a lot. Her shirt had been unbuttoned at the top, so he could see the delicious sight of her smooth collar bone. She was an attractive girl, he'd had to admit. The only worrisome thing about her was the disgusted expression on her face as she gazed at himself and Antonio, quite obviously disliking the both of them upon sight.

Though that did not deter Antonio at all as he made a beeline towards her.

"Hola Hermosa~ I'm Antonio, what's your name?" He said happily to her, his smile somehow growing larger, who knew someone could have a smile that big?

Her expression did not change from before as she looked him up and down, taking a small step back as he obviously invaded her personal space.

"It's none of your fucking business, bastard"

Feisty, Francis liked that.

And apparently so did Antonio as his smile did not falter at all.

"Her names Lucia! I'm Feliciano by the way, I'm her brother!" A cheerful voice said, looking down to see it was the other Italian still cradling the now conscious again German girl.

"Lucia? What a pretty name~!"

"Fuckin- Feli! Don't just give my name out to any old douchebag on the street!" She growled out to the boy, but her tone didn't seem to faze him at all, most likely because he was used to it.

"But sorella! He isn't any old douchebag, he goes to our school, look he's even wearing the uniform!" Feliciano said, pointing at Antonio's clothing.

"I don't give a shit if he goes to this school or not, doesn't stop him from being a douchebag!" She shouted out, not long after the exclamation the school bell rang, signalling that school had started and that everyone besides the freshmen had to go to class, the freshmen had to attend a welcoming assembly.

Lucia took this as a cue to escape the glances of the two perverts hellbent on annoying her, and yes, she noticed that the creepy blond guy was also eyeing her up, 'fucking perverts everywhere' she thought to herself.

She reached down and pulled on Feliciano's arm, forcing him to stand up.

"Feli, we're going." She said before proceeding to drag him toward the school.

Feliciano looked over his shoulder as he was being dragged away, looking pointedly at Louise and reaching out towards her.

"No~ sorella~ I want to stay with Louise~!"

Louise once again sighed into her hand.

"Bye Lucia~! I'll see you later!"

Lucia looked over her shoulder at Antonio and gave him one of her deadliest glares before shouting back, "No you fucking won't!" and continuing the trek to the hall.

Gill took this as an opportunity to reach out her hand towards her sister, who took hold of the hand and allowed herself to be pulled to her feet.

Gill cackled before saying "Sorry about that West! I just got a little excited… You'd usually dodge something like that anyway, did Feliciano distract you?" Gill started waggling her eyebrows suggestively.

Louise coughed into her fist, trying to compose herself before standing up straight with the same stern expression, "The bell just went, I suggest you all head to Homeroom now." She said before turning around and heading in the direction of the school.

"Ugh, homeroom. Whoop de fuckin' do!" Gill said with a twirl of her finger before putting her hands around the shoulders of both Antonio and Francis.

Here starts another school year in High school.