Meta Knight froze in terror. Right in front of him was the strongest and scariest enemy of all. It was Barney. And then… a flash of light and he saw… the Teletubbies!

"Poe scooter!" said Poe, almost running Meta Knight over. Meta Knight jumped over Lala's ball and picked it up.

"Lala's ball!" said Lala as she got creamed with her ball.

In the background, Barney was singing, "I love you, you love me, we're a happy family, with a great big hug and aouch!" Barney got a hat shoved over his eyes.

"Dipsie's hat!"

Meta Knight took the opportunity to run from them, but was almost slaughtered by Tinky Winkie's bag.

"Lord Meta Knight! This way!" said Blade, pointing to a door.

Meta Knight dashed over, sliding right between Barney's legs with a leg sweep. Sword, Blade and Meta Knight got through the dimensional door before it was closed.

After two hours of dimensional torture…

"We're finally back!" exclaimed Blade.

Meta Knight, Blade, and Sword went to their room. The first thing they saw was Kirby running around with sleeping gas bombs.

"Take cover!" yelled Sword, but Meta Knight was hit with a sleeping gas bomb before he could move. Sword and Blade ran out of the room to retrieve gas masks so they could save Meta Knight. Dedede snuck into Meta Knight's room with a gas mask on and a chainsaw in his hand. Kirby had fallen asleep as well. King Dedede held the chainsaw over Meta Knight's mask and slowly brought it down, slicing the mask in half. Sword and Blade rammed into Dedede before the mask fully split. Meta Knight woke up with a big headache. The mask fell but Meta Knight grabbed it and put it on his face.

"Sword, Blade. Take care of Dedede. I have some business to attend to." said Meta Knight darkly. King Dedede was already gone.

Meanwhile…

Bun was running around outside, kicking his soccer ball. Suddenly a strange shape came into view.

"Lala's ball!" said the weird shape.

"GHOST!" yelled Bun, running back into the castle, as the thing bent over and picked up the soccer ball.

Bun ran into the castle, bonking into Meta Knight with a sickening thud. A crack appeared in Meta Knight's mask. Meta Knight pulled some tape out of his cape and secured it on the mask.

"There's a ghost that keeps on saying 'Lala's ball!' outside Meta Knight!" Bun said really fast. Meta Knight had a suspicion that Bun had been drinking coffee again. But then Meta Knight realized something. The Teletubbies had accessed Dreamland. Meta Knight paled and weakly called out, "Sword! Blade!"

"What is it, our lord?" they said, coming into view.

"The Teletubbies have gotten through." Sword and Blade looked at each other, shaking.

Meta Knight, Sword, and Blade went outside to confront the Teletubbies.

But something was strange. A sort of bear shape thing was there too. Meta Knight suddenly realized.

"It's Whinnie the Pooh! Take cover!" Blade shouted.

Meta Knight charged at Whinnie the Pooh, and sliced him in half. But Tigger who had somehow appeared, saw this. Tigger ran to the toilet and looked down it to see if Whinnie the Pooh was still there.

Meta Knight was suddenly flattened by a red scooter. Blade almost got killed by a handbag, while was Sword avoiding rabbits that were coming out of Dipsie's hat. Then all of the scary things disappeared for some reason. But little did they know, Whinnie the Pooh was revived in hell.

"Think we've won?" said Blade who was still a little freaked out by the razor-sharp handbag.

"I don't think so," Said Meta Knight, "but we shall find out soon enough."

And they would not like the next time they were attacked.

Ring… Ring… Ring…

Meta Knight flicked open his cellphone.

"LOTSA SPAGHETTI! LOTSA SPAGHETTI! LOTSA SPAGHE"

Meta Knight hung up. Ever since he got a cell phone, he hadn't gotten any good calls. He sighed and walked back into the castle to get some sleep. The crack in his mask got a little bigger.